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There was a problem!

You are dead.

Oh man this was so funny.

So here's a contest: PHOTOSHOP/MS PAINT this notification into another picture! It doesn't even have to be a glitch screenshot (hypothetical bonus points if it is, though). 

I will pick a winner or three and give them a wine of the dead or five. Each. Go!

EDIT: Deadline: May 7th.

Posted 2 years ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • When's the deadline ? I'll have some pictures next Sunday that this would be awesome for!
    Posted 2 years ago by BlackWolf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oops, there was a problem. You are dead.
    In Hell, in fact. Oops, but you can find Hell bar.

    Though many wish to be alive instead,
    If someone mourned YOU, you can now do well. Far
    Be it from me to decide to judge 
    Of whether life or deathness is more better.
    Nor do I want to seem now to begrudge
    The currants selling hell drink tix will net yer.
    Was I the glitch who just exclaimed, "Oh fudge!"?

    Though many may wish we were in your shoes
    And Photoshoppiness is on the table,
    Yet I proclaim I do not have the blues,
    Although text versiness is all I'm able

    I do not mean by versing to defy,
    But simply with my own small skills to try. 
    Posted 2 years ago by Vocable Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Put this together just now :D
    i.imgur.com/xJRfj.jpg
    Posted 2 years ago by Muncey Mango Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Love it Muncey! Very clever :D
    Posted 2 years ago by ~Arabesque~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love your poem Vocable!
    Posted 2 years ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Deathday Poem

    Oh no! I'm dead! But what to do?
    But what to do I have no clue.
    I scream. I cry. I'm freaking out
    Cause I don't know what it's about.
    And then I find that I've been mourned.
    I always thought that I was scourned!
    It gives me some weird ticket thing.
    I walk ahead. My footsteps ring.
    A bunch of grapes are on the floor
    But where to go? Don't see no door.
    I see a hole. And down I jump!
    I land on surface with a thump.
    I walk around. And here I am!
    This place must be some kind of scam.
    This place with red, so dark and deep
    I think that I might fall asleep
    I venture farther on the road
    I think I'm in a secret code.
    These bloodred caves I'm walking in
    I look and find how gray my skin!
    My shirt's all white. My hair's coal-black
    I think that I should now turn back.
    But farther in this place I wander.
    I'm freaked out in this small saunter.
    Then I spy a secret sauce.
    I snag it; In my bag I toss.
    I find tomatoes and some quoins
    And then the creepy nightmare joins.
    I'm teleported cross the hall.
    I've stepped through an unsighted wall.
    And then I'm in some pair of teeth
    Apparently that I'm beneath
    And there a hellish taco stands.
    I grab the rocks with my two hands
    But I just cannot make the climb.
    I only jump one inch a time!
    But then, I spot a small Hell Bar.
    I enter just to see things far.
    And then a barman speaks to me.
    He says, "Your ticket there, I see.
    Just cash it in to buy some wine.
    The wine be yours, the ticket mine."
    I trade it in without a blink,
    "This place is pretty neat," I think.
    I leave the bar. I drink the glass.
    I find that I can move in class!
    I leap. I jump. I hop. I skip.
    And then upon a grape I slip!
    I say that I must squish them all.
    I squish each little, grayish ball.
    But only squished 'bout nine or ten
    Was teleported out right then!
    My journey, it was quite a blast
    'Twas really fun, but really fast.
    I'll have to visit there once more.
    An awesome place I must explore.
    Posted 2 years ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks Arabesque! :)
    Posted 2 years ago by Muncey Mango Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The timing couldnt have been better, I swear this happened spontaneously, no 'shopping:

    http://www.glitch.com/snaps/PUV6M92FD0H2KGM/6463-45db759570/

    The first song that crossed my mind  was "This Monkey's Gone to Heaven". "This Teddy's Gone to Heaven"--anyone?
    Posted 2 years ago by N2ZOrtolanaBlue Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Cardinal, you remind me of Dr. Seuss. You ARE Dr. Seuss. The Glitchian Dr. Seuss.

    I'll have to think of something clever to put this in, it's hilarious... Deserves something really good. I'll think a while.
    Posted 2 years ago by Fernstream Subscriber! | Permalink
  • wow AC2k nice!
    Posted 2 years ago by Misty Power Subscriber! | Permalink
  • http://i48.tinypic.com/2w35iiw.jpg
    Posted 2 years ago by Fly Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL again Fly! ha!
    Posted 2 years ago by ♠Tulip♠ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • hahaha, fly, that is excellent!
    Posted 2 years ago by onion Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love it Fly!
    Posted 2 years ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i48.tinypic.com/d4rag.jpg
    Posted 2 years ago by Mr Mellifluous Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OK, so since people seem to be giving poems, I guess anything based on that quote/with that quote will qualify. 

    I'd say the deadline is a week from now? 
    Posted 2 years ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Just because today is what today is...
    Posted 2 years ago by La Mariposa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Rofl Merth
    Posted 2 years ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My photoshop skills fail, but I'm in that odd mood right now.

    http://i.imgur.com/YNDDp.png - crystal skulls look terrible in low res.

    http://i.imgur.com/EGzqD.png

    I could go on all night... but I'll spare you all.
    Posted 2 years ago by Pilcrow ♠ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Teddy R dead.
    Posted 2 years ago by Genkimama Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol Genkimama
    Posted 2 years ago by Muncey Mango Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bump.
    Posted 2 years ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bump. Deadline in two days.
    Posted 2 years ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • love these
    Posted 2 years ago by Thursday Soleil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OK. Judgement day! hahahahaha see what I did there. Anyway, picture-wise, Fly wines! ...Wins. Wins wines. Soooo...fly wins wines. Yeah. Exactly.

    Poetry-and-prose-ish, I really couldn't decide between Vocable and AwesomeCardinal2000, so I'll just send them three wines each and there that's done.

    Will mail as soon as possible.
    Posted 2 years ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol, thanks Rose:) Cheers!
    Posted 2 years ago by Fly Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :)
    Posted 2 years ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink