Gary Busey and Ted Nugent were fighting about potatoes again today. I splanked them both and Gary got a splinter. I asked him if he was ok and he said "We're doing GREAT!" He's weird, but sort of awesome.
P.S. Have you seen the toof fairy? That broad owes me credits.
Please give me the suave sophistication and silver tongue to make a buck off of all these people and corrupt their children. Enclosed find two silver quoins and a bloody sacrifice to your blasphemous name.