You all are wasting your time. I know a couple of Glitches, Vladimir and Estragon, who have been waiting for God--or was it Godot?--for a LONG time now.
Please give me the strength of teeth to bite Clayr, despite him being thousands of miles away.
It's all I want for Christmas this year.
Or a baby brother.
Dear GOD,
I would most certainly upgrade my subscription to the highest amount if you give the Rube the ability to randomly smite people who decline his trades.
Dear God,
Gary Busey and Ted Nugent were fighting about potatoes again today. I splanked them both and Gary got a splinter. I asked him if he was ok and he said "We're doing GREAT!" He's weird, but sort of awesome.
♥ Kittn
P.S. Have you seen the toof fairy? That broad owes me credits.
Please give me the suave sophistication and silver tongue to make a buck off of all these people and corrupt their children. Enclosed find two silver quoins and a bloody sacrifice to your blasphemous name.
Thank you for being so happy to see me at the end of the day. Sometimes you are the only one to give me a kiss. I love you and will give you a cookie tonight.
I need more spirits to heal. Please send me some from Hell. I'm sure the shouting guy from there won't mind, especially since I tried to help him and he yelled at me. He's mean.
Also, if it's too much to ask, I'd like a pair of guard raptors for my house and a kirin to ride around Ur.