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What's Inside the Boooooxxxxx???? Two Moving Boxes for Sale
Never been opened, tape uncut, still in original packaging!
These are from the old housing quarters and contain (probably minor) stuff that I left behind when I moved.
Perfect for climbing inside to hide from visitors,* or for using as decorative items to give your home that aura of cluttered impermanence.
Make an offer here or catch me in game!
*Okay, you can't really climb inside them. That would be totally cool, though.
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- *climbs in, tapes flaps shut*
- This is like Storage Wars, Sirentist, except the storage units are worth more than the contents! ;D
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Updated Offer: Moving Box for Sale
Contains one captive elf, friendly, mischievous, and box-trained (mostly). Captive elves are known to be easily tricked into performing various sorts of menial labor. However since they are so small, this doesn't turn out to be all that helpful. They are prone to randomly rearranging your belongings and making terrible puns. Note: Training requires lots of onion rings. Onion rings not included in offer.
1,000,000 currants or best offer. -
" 1,000,000 currants or best offer"
I'll give you 5 C. - lol
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im worth at least 12 currants, tyvm
send onion rings - Since I'm rich, I'll give you 13.
- Just to clarify, is it two boxes with one elf in each or two boxes with one half of an elf in each?
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Hmm, MaryLiLamb. Right now it's one elf in one box. But are you perhaps looking to purchase two moving boxes, each of which contains a half-elf? I'm sure we can work something out!
Edited to add:
Wanted to buy:
heavy duty twist ties, fabric scissors, pliers, superglue, and one bone saw - Well, for decorating purposes, a matched pair would be nice....
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there is only one
unless you pay me cash, plus a pony -
Catch me in game, MaryLiLamb! Bring extra onion rings and a mousetrap.
Edited to add: Oh all right. I suppose a butterfly net of some kind might work too. - I never said which box i got into...MUHAHAHHA..you might buy one and surprise!!!!1 No elf inside!
- Don't worry, MaryLiLamb, it'll be easy to tell which box the elf is in. All we have to do is listen for the pony demands and self-satisfied elfin laughter sounds.
- im very quiet...
- Yeah, it does seem kinda mouthy. Can it be taught phrases like a gnome???
- I don't know. Perhaps with some rigorous operant conditioning? I do have a scat mat, a staple gun, and some dentistry tools. I'm sure we can teach it to say something interesting.
- im hiding in a box of twinkies..
- I offer 200k
- is the elf potty trained? I don't have time to train it...
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@Avery[heart], it appears to be more or less box trained.
@drakodood, throw in a few wall segments and we might have a deal. - I'll give you 2k!
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i can poop on command, is that what you mean?
its fun! - I'll give you 10k for both! ( There better not be just 1 stupid chick cubimal in there...)
- I offer 9C. (I'm broke ATM :P)
- I offer 25K for both.
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I gotta cold so whoever buys me has to feed me gallons of fresh chicken soup. CONSTANTLY.
I aint cleaning up the mess, either. -
See what happens when you let an elf move in? You end up with poop, more demands, and a thread full of joke offers.
I will pay someone 760k to take the elf away. You must take it in the moving box, though. Since starting price for the elf box was 1,000,000, that means you'll only have to give me 240k and you'll get BOTH the elf AND the moving box. Good deal! Good deal! - but this box is nice, it has cable tv.....my soaps are on...
- I'll gladly pay 1,0-*hears ☣ elf ☣ inside* Er, can you pay me 1,000,000 for having to deal with the pain of that guy? *throws sticks in firebog fire*
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This is hands down the best thread on the forums right now.
Also I'm confused as to what the high bid is, probably because I'm laughing too hard. -
I think there's only 2, maybe 3 genuine bids. To be honest I passed it by as it didn't come across as a sell thread. I'm guessing she still have the 2 boxes left to sell.
Highest is 200k by Drakodood -
Thank you Arabesque, a big part of my confusion was the silly 1 million offers and that there were lower offers after the 200k offer... Anyway, I'd like to offer 201k then.
And as much as I lobe Elf you can keep him. Please and thank you. -
@SkyWaitress, a couple people have contacted me about wanting to sell theirs (or wanting me to be the middle person to sell theirs for them). Give me a holler in-game; I think one way or another, if you're open to a little negotiation, we can hook you up with a box of your own!
And for the public record:
I sold a friend's box for 255k;
Another went for 100k plus 100 Pis;
and I sold one of mine for 200k plus six wall segments.
- i want milkshake now...
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So you're saying your sale is now over? You've sold 3? I don't need anymore but if the sale is closed I'd change the subject heading to reflect.
Smoothies are the new milkshake. - Smoothies are a lie.
- Smoothies are healthy.
- *burps* Pardon me.
- I bought the one for 200k and the six segments. I also gave her a hearty thank you for *not* including the elf.
- oh ill be over to move into my box soon. when you are not looking, im zoomin in.
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@Arabesque, thanks for your close attention to this thread! No, I didn't say my sale is over now; I've left the title as is to reflect that I'm still selling. If you're interested in actually buying a moving box, get in touch with me! If I don't have one on hand, I can connect you with someone who does, or can get a box from one of the people who've asked me to sell theirs for them. I've arranged things with folks so I can easily get to the various boxes that are scattered around. One way or another you'll be guaranteed quick access to the moving box of your dreams!
@MaryLiLamb, it appears the elf is on its way to take up residence in your moving box. From the depths of my own relief, I offer you my heartfelt condolences. And some disinfectant. - im very clean, as long as you feed me 14 times a day
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::hides onion rings::
::locks door::
::shoves box in attic::
What box? There's no box at my house! - If there are still some boxes left I can add to my original offer !!!
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*climbs in box, tapes flaps shut, turns on cable tv...drinks milkshake*
surrrrrrrkkkk! -
@drakodood, I can still hook you up with some boxes! If you want more than three, it will take me a little time to orchestrate, but I'm sure we can work it out.
You can make an updated offer here, or catch me in game, or send me a mail message. I'm super flexible. *touches toes*