This is really such an honor! Thank you so, so very much!
I would like to thank the Giants for imagining me just the way I am and also my Rock for mentoring me down every street that lead up to this moment!
I would also like to thank the developers for their constant effort and the Glitchen at Global Chat, who have time and time again turned out to be selfishly helpful and supportive!
Last, but not least, I would like to thank you: the great competitors with whom I was contending for this Award. I truly admire your talent so, so very ...
[Lemme's voice is drowned by the sounds of 'Goodnight, Groddle', playing in the background to remind him to wrap things up]
... and the chickens - they continue to strive with great effort ...