| Friend of Metal |
By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
750 |
| It's Teflon Time |
Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%! Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
250 |
| Quoiner the Market I |
Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
1500 |
| Rube Radar |
Double your chances of meeting The Rube. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
5000 |
| Clear Mind |
Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
1000 |
| Bigger Crop Bonus |
When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah! Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
1200 |
| Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier |
Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
2000 |
| Beryl Expert |
Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining! Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
4000 |
| Refined Speed |
Reduce your crushing time by 20%. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
2000 |
| Tincture Time |
Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
1200 |
| Alchemy Learning Speed III |
Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
5000 |
| Big Crop Bonus |
When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
600 |
| Spicy Times |
This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out! Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
200 |
| Cooking Learning Speed III |
Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
5000 |
| Heavy Flow |
Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
200 |
| Tinker Time |
Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
500 |
| Heavier Petting |
An even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
2000 |
| Super Animal Harvest I |
Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
200 |
| Intellectual Learning Speed III |
Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
5000 |
| Rub 'er Up |
Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot... Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
600 |
| Pantastic |
Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty! Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
400 |
| Potent Potions |
Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
1500 |
| Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier |
Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
2000 |
| Refinery |
Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
1000 |
| Snapshottery |
Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode! Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
300 |
| Tree Hugger I |
Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
200 |
| Tune Out The Chatter Meditation |
Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
500 |
| Rube's Favorite |
You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
5000 |
| Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 |
Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
5000 |
| Hoe Down |
More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
500 |
| Saucy Pan |
Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide! Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
400 |
| Energy Tank +20 |
Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
2000 |
| Grilliant |
Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
800 |
| Transcendental Radius II |
Radiate 100% further during Trancendental Radiation. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
4000 |
| Heavy Petting |
A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
600 |
| Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier |
Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
5000 |
| Overachiever I |
Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list! Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
250 |
| Twinsies I |
Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
600 |
| Industrial Learning Speed III |
Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
5000 |
| Reshuffle |
Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
120 |
| Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 |
Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
5000 |
| Sharper Blades |
Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
250 |
| The Green Smelt |
Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
1000 |
| Energy Tank +10 |
Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
1000 |
| Stronger, Saucier Pan |
Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
330 |
| Better Pot |
Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
1200 |
| Stronger Pot |
Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
1000 |
| Tempered Steel |
Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
125 |
| Transcendental Radius I |
Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
2000 |
| Creative Seasoner |
Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner. Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 |
1000 |
| Cooking Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Animal Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Cooking Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Alchemy Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 |
Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Animal Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 |
Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Intellectual Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 |
Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Industrial Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Alchemy Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Intellectual Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Industrial Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Gathering Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Gathering Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Growing Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Growing Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 |
Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Add 3.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier |
Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Energy Tank +420 |
Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
| Walk Speed I |
Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| Walk Speed II |
A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| Walk Speed III |
This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| High Jumper I |
Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| High Jumper II |
This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| Baby Triple Jump |
This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |