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so what you do is, pour an embignifying potion inside the log. then you go AFK on top and laugh when people get stuck!

Keeda

I told my brother to do it, And I wanted to do it. But my brother didn't let me and said it was too mean! >:[

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acro, obviously

My jeans fit again. And I got hit on in the grocery store today. (Compliment started with my eyes, not my ass, so double bonus!) I also made a killer batch of first time meatballs... I have won the universe. :) I'm feelin' good.

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acro, obviously

My jeans fit again. And I got hit on in the grocery store today. (Compliment started with my eyes, not my ass, so double bonus!) I also made a killer batch of first time meatballs... I have won the universe. :) I'm feelin' good.

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Booknerd

Love and miss you, friend. Skinny ass or


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acro, obviously

People: I have a whole weekend free of the troll-under-the-stairs and my next step after crazy long busy stressful week at work is to decorate the Glitchmas tree in the nude. Sleep well, my friends.

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  1. acro, obviously

    I was too busy decorating and such to take pictures. Trust, tho. It happened. :)


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It?s been so nice inheriting a long-time tenant like yourself with our acquisition of this building! And thank you for pointing out some of the ?improvements? we could make. I?m sorry we weren?t able to install the ?cat poop? room you requested. But we are certainly animal lovers! In fact, that is the reason for this letter. While investigating reports of an extremely unpleasant odor our staff found a bag of cat feces in the elevator. As new tenants are not even allowed pets I assume that you are the one who ?accidentally? left them there. Please refrain from doing so in the future. --Mgmt
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3 Day Notice to Perform or Quit Date 24th of Fever Tenant's Name: Violet "Grandma" Vlad Address of Rental Unit: 6th Floor, Booknerd Folly This notice is to inform you that your actions have violated the following rules according to the terms of your rental agreement OR endangered the health and safety of another: Sanitation issues; loud, inexplicable noises; lewd messages left on external sign post; hectoring of tower visitors; non-compliance with decorating standards; fostering of hostile relationships with Giants (specifically Spriggan); violation of pet policy; stench. You are hereby required to cease your violations and take any necessary corrective action within 3 THREE days. If you fail to do so, legal proceedings will be instituted against you to recover the premises and any relevant damages and costs as allowed by the law. __Booknerd_______________________ Landlord?s Signature
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