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Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 5.6x
Brain Capacity: 32 skills
Energy Tank: 850

Upgrades Alpha Glitch has gotten!

Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012 		1000
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012 		1000
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012 		435
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012 		1500
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Tue. July 31, 2012 		1250
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Mon. July 23, 2012 		4000
Master Exploder Disassemble any machine with one swift action.
Got it Sun. July 22, 2012 		800
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Sun. July 22, 2012 		500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012 		2800
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012 		200
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012 		25
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Sun. July 8, 2012 		600
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. July 8, 2012 		2800
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Sun. July 8, 2012 		1200
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Sun. July 8, 2012 		250
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012 		1400
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012 		500
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012 		500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012 		2800
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012 		12000
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012 		400
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012 		2000
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012 		2000
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012 		500
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012 		1500
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012 		500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012 		800
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012 		400
Speedier Herbs Shorten the growth time for your herbs by 20%.
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012 		5000
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012 		2000
Super Animal Harvest III This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 4X Super Harvest, Animal Lober!
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012 		750
Levitate with Style This upgrade makes your hang time longer when you Levitate.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012 		5000
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012 		1000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012 		6000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012 		800
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012 		6000
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012 		100
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012 		130
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012 		330
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012 		375
Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012 		2000
Super Refinery Improve your grinding ability further for a better chance of a special surprise when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012 		2500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012 		1500
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012 		2000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012 		250
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012 		500
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012 		3000
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012 		400
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012 		1500
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012 		1000
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012 		400
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012 		130
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		1200
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		600
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		1000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		300
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		200
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		1500
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		200
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		300
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		800
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		200
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		600
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		500
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		1000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		1000
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		2500
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		10000
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		5000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		47
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		4000
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012 		600
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012 		1500
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012 		12000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012 		2000
Transcendental Highway Further your Transcendental Radiation studies for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when you Radiate.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012 		500
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012 		2500
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012 		2000
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012 		500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012 		2000
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012 		750
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		300
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		500
Radiation Prolonger Increase the duration of your transcendental radiation by 20%.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		3000
Levitate Longer Levitate longer pretty much explains it. You'll be able to levitate for a longer period of time. Capiche?
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		2000
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		1500
Tink Happy Thoughts Repairing tools improves your mood, bit for bit.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		2500
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		5000
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		125
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		1500
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		2500
Pedal to the Metal Expand your expertise of Metal for a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Metal Machine.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		1250
Piggy Control Freak Control the range a Piggy'll roam around a Pig Stick!
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		2500
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		600
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		1500
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		600
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		300
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		2000
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		400
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		400
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		2000
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		250
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		500
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		200
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		5000
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 3.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +450 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012