"Ain't nuthin' illegal 'til ya get caught" -- Steve Tickle
I know it's been said a thousand times and a thousand times more, but I just want to log in... just for minute! Just to verify that Agent Cooper is doing his job and that my pigs are fed and my crops are harvested and my quoins are collected. And that I haven't missed any mail or gifts or pranks. Maybe the Yoga Frog is waiting on me. I think I might have an exhausted auction or two. Or perhaps a new friend request... someone random. This would have irritated me previously but I get it now. I'm sorry I was slow on the uptake. I miss you all and I miss this place and I can't believe it's been two months and my magic genie hasn't brought it back for me.
Look at my face, glitchens. Look at what lack of glitch has done to me. My aura is peeling, my eyes have gone shopping and now have bags. I have to content myself by playing Lemo's handmade games, but the actual players themselves are missing. I don't know where to go...but the Minecraft graphics make me cringe. Sincerely, Bacon-Without-a-Game