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Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 10.6x
Brain Capacity: 56 skills
Energy Tank: 800

Upgrades Elf Commander #1 has gotten!

Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012 		80000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012 		80000
Super Seedy Powers Always get double seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Wed. October 24, 2012 		1600
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. October 23, 2012 		3500
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012 		250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012 		80000
Quoiner the Market V Max quoin limit: 150 a day. Quoin-a-riffic!
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012 		5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		80000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		12000
Harry the Haggler Value is your new middle name! Vendor prices lowered by 10%.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		15000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		80000
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		2800
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		5000
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		500
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		1400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. October 12, 2012 		1400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. October 9, 2012 		1400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 7, 2012 		1200
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 7, 2012 		3000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. October 6, 2012 		2400
Steady On, Mood Loser A reduction in your periodic mood loss: mood drops from peak highs are 1/6th slower than the natural rate.
Got it Fri. October 5, 2012 		7500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. October 5, 2012 		1200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 1, 2012 		1200
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. October 1, 2012 		5000
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012 		500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012 		72300
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 29, 2012 		12000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. September 29, 2012 		8000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. September 29, 2012 		139051
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. September 28, 2012 		42800
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. September 27, 2012 		2000
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. September 27, 2012 		10000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. September 25, 2012 		4000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. September 25, 2012 		1500
Harvesting Fiend This upgrade grants a chance of a 4X Super Harvest of crops! FOUR EXXXX!
Got it Tue. September 25, 2012 		800
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Tue. September 25, 2012 		250
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. September 25, 2012 		1000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		1500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		82336
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		1500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		1000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		1500
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012 		750
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012 		4000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012 		1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012 		1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012 		25340
Master Assembler Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012 		500
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012 		500
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012 		1000
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012 		1200
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012 		5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. September 18, 2012 		47082
Pedal to the Metal Expand your expertise of Metal for a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Metal Machine.
Got it Tue. September 18, 2012 		1250
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. September 16, 2012 		3000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. September 16, 2012 		4000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. September 16, 2012 		600
Internal Sortitude Ability to "specialize" your bags, so the right sort of items will automatically go into the right bags, whenever they can. Brilliant!
Got it Sun. September 16, 2012 		30000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. September 16, 2012 		14000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 15, 2012 		1600
Quoiner the Market IV Bump your quoin limit to 140. Almost at the max...
Got it Sat. September 15, 2012 		3500
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012 		25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012 		800
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012 		24282
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012 		25
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012 		25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012 		800
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012 		7220
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012 		25
Quoiner the Market III Upgrade your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 130. That's alotta quoins!
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012 		2500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012 		800
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012 		400
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012 		25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012 		12540
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012 		3730
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012 		400
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. September 9, 2012 		300
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Sun. September 9, 2012 		4000
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Sun. September 9, 2012 		2000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sun. September 9, 2012 		25
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012 		1500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012 		1200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012 		2980
Giants' Beloved I Open your mind. 10% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012 		5000
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012 		1500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012 		300
Hella Growth Spurt It's time for a change! Your voice might crack, but your crops will grow 20% faster!
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012 		5000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012 		200
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012 		1200
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012 		600
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012 		250
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012 		25
Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012 		20000
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Fri. September 7, 2012 		250
Price Dropper Keep pushing that line! Vendor prices lowered by 7%.
Got it Fri. September 7, 2012 		8000
Bargain Driver Drive that bargain! Vendor prices lowered by 5%.
Got it Fri. September 7, 2012 		5000
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Fri. September 7, 2012 		2000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Fri. September 7, 2012 		25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. September 7, 2012 		4360
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Fri. September 7, 2012 		600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012 		1220
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012 		100
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012 		5000
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012 		2000
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012 		600
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012 		250
High Jumper III This is the jump you've been waiting for: an incredible "little bit" higher than the classic Glitchen jump height! BOING!
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012 		15000
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012 		5000
Tendy Gonzales You know the way of the hoe, and you are not afraid to use it: clear a weedy garden plot in just one solitary second. Bang!
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012 		15000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012 		3000
Watering Whiz Your long tenure in gardening grants you the ability to water a garden plot in a single second. Breathtaking.
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012 		15000
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012 		500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012 		100
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012 		980
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Wed. September 5, 2012 		4000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. September 5, 2012 		160
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Wed. September 5, 2012 		400
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Wed. September 5, 2012 		4000
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Wed. September 5, 2012 		200
Big 'Un Triple Jump Oh my - what a Triple Jump it is. Boundless and bountiful! Can you handle it?
Got it Wed. September 5, 2012 		15000
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Wed. September 5, 2012 		1500
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Wed. September 5, 2012 		500
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Wed. September 5, 2012 		1000
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Wed. September 5, 2012 		1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		1425
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		2000
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		1500
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		200
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		400
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		8000
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		125
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		400
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		1200
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		1250
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		1500
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012 		1000
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012 		3000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012 		50
Mad Machinist I Overclock your machines to make things in batches 50% larger than specified by factory settings.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012 		5000
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012 		400
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012 		1250
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012 		200
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sun. September 2, 2012 		2000
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Sun. September 2, 2012 		200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. September 2, 2012 		400
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Sun. September 2, 2012 		25
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sun. September 2, 2012 		400
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Sun. September 2, 2012 		400
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Sun. September 2, 2012 		100
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Sun. September 2, 2012 		2000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. September 2, 2012 		150
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Sun. September 2, 2012 		200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. September 2, 2012 		400
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Sat. September 1, 2012 		5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 1, 2012 		300
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sat. September 1, 2012 		600
Fast Talker Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher.
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012 		10000
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012 		800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012 		300
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012 		50
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012 		500
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012 		2000
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Mon. August 20, 2012 		100
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. August 20, 2012 		300
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Mon. August 20, 2012 		5000
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Mon. August 20, 2012 		200
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012 		250
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012 		1000
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012 		400
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012 		100
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012 		400
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012 		400
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012 		2500
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012 		25
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012 		400
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012 		400
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012 		500
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012 		2500
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012 		500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012 		200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012 		400
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012 		500
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012 		200
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012 		50
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012 		750
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012 		200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012 		200
Encyclopeddling The universe of Glitch is deep and broad (and a little bit tubby). Getting to know it all can be hard. Encyclopeddling aids the process of discovery by giving you instant info on each new item.
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012 		90
Skill Learning Brain Enables the learning of new skills and bestows a skill learning brain with an initial capacity for 20 skills.
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012
Zoomability Zooming … how does one live without it?! Zoomability lets you zoom your view of the game in and out to get the whole picture. Works very well with Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012 		75
Camera Mode Camera mode gives you the ability to peek around the level a bit without moving. When you're in Camera Mode, arrow keys pan the camera around your location. Easy — and it works great with Zoomability!
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012 		75
Mappery Mappery is a generous dose of spatial knowhow: a minimap of your current location and a searchable area map which allows you to set destinations and get street-by-street directions.
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012 		20
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012 		6
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012 		6
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012 		3
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012 		2