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Quoin Multiplier: 4.75x
Brain Capacity: 36 skills
Energy Tank: 300

Upgrades elderlyslacker has gotten!

Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012 		500
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012 		750
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012 		1500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 24, 2012 		1500
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Wed. October 24, 2012 		25
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Wed. October 24, 2012 		25
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Wed. October 24, 2012 		600
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Wed. October 24, 2012 		2000
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Tue. October 23, 2012 		3000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. October 23, 2012 		600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. October 23, 2012 		19800
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012 		25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012 		3730
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012 		25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012 		600
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012 		600
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012 		600
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012 		400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		600
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		25
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		25
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		2000
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		400
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		300
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		600
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		25
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		2980
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		600
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		200
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		60
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		2380
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		3477
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		980
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		25
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		1250
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		780
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012 		25
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		25
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		500
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		1500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		600
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		500
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		1000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		200
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		200
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		25
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		1250
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		100
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		630
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		435
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		100
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		600
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		50
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		600
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012 		1250
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		25
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		600
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		200
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		25
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		250
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		600
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		1250
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		800
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		400
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		400
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		300
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		400
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		25
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		25
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		250
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		25
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		500
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		25
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		400
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		125
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		400
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		50
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		50
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		400
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		25
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		300
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		300
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		400
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		400
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		50
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012 		500

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012