Dear Plate of Beans
Dear Plate of Beans: I am 8 months old---I think.
Some of my glitchy friends say there is no Glitchmas Claus.
Humbaba says, "If you see it in The Sun, it is so."
Please tell me the truth; is there a Glitchmas Claus?
Rennie Nolastname.
Rennie's Street.
Grievance
Due to their natural ability to roll and the forces of gravity, beans belong in a bowl. Who puts them on a plate?
I mean, who are these people?