Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 26.5x
Brain Capacity: 37 skills
Energy Tank: 3810

Upgrades Sir Francis Bacon has gotten!

Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012
25
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012
25
Internal Sortitude Ability to "specialize" your bags, so the right sort of items will automatically go into the right bags, whenever they can. Brilliant!
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012
30000
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Tue. November 20, 2012
1500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. November 20, 2012
25000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Sat. November 10, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. November 10, 2012
6000
Ultimate Closer Flip it, baby! Vendor buyback prices are 10% higher.
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
100000
The Real Rube Practically new, you say? Vendor buyback prices are 7% higher.
Got it Mon. October 8, 2012
50000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
25000
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
25
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
5000
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Manic Mining III Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 50%.
Got it Mon. September 17, 2012
10000
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Mon. September 17, 2012
1200
Hella Growth Spurt It's time for a change! Your voice might crack, but your crops will grow 20% faster!
Got it Mon. September 17, 2012
5000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Mon. September 17, 2012
25
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Mon. September 17, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. September 17, 2012
15000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
25
Wheeler Dealer Who said it was used? Vendor buyback prices are 5% higher.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
25000
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
25
Harry the Haggler Value is your new middle name! Vendor prices lowered by 10%.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
15000
Price Dropper Keep pushing that line! Vendor prices lowered by 7%.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
8000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
15000
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
280
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
400
Bargain Driver Drive that bargain! Vendor prices lowered by 5%.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
5000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
25
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
4000
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
500
Fast Talker Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
10000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
12500
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
400
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
25
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
200
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
25
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
30000
Bonus Tool From Spare Parts Take all those spare parts left over from assembling your new tool and occasionally make an extra tool with them.
Got it Mon. September 3, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
15000
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
1000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
270
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
6000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
12500
Grain Attraction Each normal squeeze of a chicken will net you 10 grain and the grain-doubling applies to super harvests too. Huge!
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
15000
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
1000
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
15000
Heavier Petting An even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
2000
Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
20000
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
125
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
347
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Tue. August 21, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
15000
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
2000
Fit for a King V Improve your quest rewards by 10%.
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012
1200
Energy Tank +500 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012
125000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. July 26, 2012
45000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. July 25, 2012
22500
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Mon. July 23, 2012
200
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Mon. July 23, 2012
500
Steady On, Mood Loser III A reduction in your periodic mood loss: natural mood drops from peak highs are only half as fast as the natural rate.
Got it Mon. July 23, 2012
35000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Tue. July 10, 2012
25
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
5000
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
25000
Overachiever V Time to find a new obsession, Type A. With this upgrade, you'll earn 10% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012
12500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
5000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
250
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
25000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. July 1, 2012
42500
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. July 1, 2012
250
Quoiner the Market V Max quoin limit: 150 a day. Quoin-a-riffic!
Got it Sun. July 1, 2012
5000
Beaker Genius Tweak that Beaker for a better chance of a bigger Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Sun. July 1, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. July 1, 2012
5000
Super Refinery Improve your grinding ability further for a better chance of a special surprise when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012
2500
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
25000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
250
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
5000
Overachiever IV It's not the journey, it's the destination! Earn 8% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
1000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
21250
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
400
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
2500
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
20000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
20000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. June 24, 2012
241
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. June 24, 2012
37500
Steady On, Mood Loser II A reduction in your periodic mood loss: mood drops from peak highs are 1/3rd slower than the natural rate.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
15000
Quoiner the Market IV Bump your quoin limit to 140. Almost at the max...
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
3500
Speedier Herbs Shorten the growth time for your herbs by 20%.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
5000
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
1500
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
35000
Shrine On II When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 50% more damage.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
6000
Tinker Plus Gives an even better chance for more bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
1000
Tireless Transmogrifier II Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches twice as large as factory specs.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
6000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
240
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
20000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
32500
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. June 8, 2012
231
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Thu. June 7, 2012
750
Super Animal Harvest III This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 4X Super Harvest, Animal Lober!
Got it Thu. June 7, 2012
750
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. June 7, 2012
30000
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. June 7, 2012
20000
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
20000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
10000
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
600
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
4000
Energy Tank +500 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
90000
Double Max Relax Get double the benefits when you Max Relax!
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
4000
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
1500
Shrine On I When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 25% more damage.
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
3000
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
800
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
800
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
3600
Pedal to the Metal Expand your expertise of Metal for a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Metal Machine.
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
1250
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
15000
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
200
Tink Happy Thoughts Repairing tools improves your mood, bit for bit.
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
2500
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
250
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
1800
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
250
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
800
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
330
Quoiner the Market III Upgrade your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 130. That's alotta quoins!
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
2500
Truly Outrageous IV Unlock the deepest secrets of precious jewels for an 8% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
2500
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
4000
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
16000
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
1500
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia II Gain a second extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands for a total of twelve glorious minutes.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
25000
Master Assembler Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
500
Happy Herd Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills, so your herd produces 10% more!
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
4000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
8000
Master Exploder Disassemble any machine with one swift action.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
800
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
600
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
2000
Super Elemental Shake Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch!
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
4000
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
12000
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
3000
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
375
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
13750
Steady On, Mood Loser A reduction in your periodic mood loss: mood drops from peak highs are 1/6th slower than the natural rate.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
7500
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
25000
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
250
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
3000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
22500
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
2000
Radiation Prolongest Increase the duration of your transcendental radiation by 30%, to a total of 50%.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
5000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
20000
Fast Scooper Decrease the time it takes you to scoop a jellisac down to a single second!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
8000
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
8000
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
2500
Butterfly Control Freak Control the range a Butterfly'll fly around a Butterfly Stick!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
2500
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
18000
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
2000
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
600
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
16000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
1600
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
400
Chicken Control Freak Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
2500
Dig a Bog Twice A Day Through a deeper familiarity with bog mechanics, you are now able to dig a single Peat Bog twice in one game day.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
10000
Betterer Blockmaker Further illumination of the mysteries of Urth, resulting in 40% fuel savings when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
2000
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
1200
Super Happy Animals Squeeze 20% more happy animals onto your land. So many happy animals, it's wild!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
8000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
8000
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
200
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
750
Truly Outrageous III Deepen your knowledge of crystalline formations for a 6% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
1500
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
112
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
1600
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
1500
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
1000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
240
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
2000
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
1500
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
400
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
16000
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
1500
Extra Dirty Increase your ability to dig one Dirt Pile to a whopping 5 times a day!
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
4000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
3600
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
600
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
5000
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
200
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
300
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
1400
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
16000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
2800
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
1500
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
500
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
200
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
500
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
1200
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
500
Transcendental Radius III Radiate to everyone in the location during Transcendental Radiation
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
8000
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
3000
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
5000
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
400
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
750
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
14000
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
100
Transcendental Highway Further your Transcendental Radiation studies for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when you Radiate.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
500
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
500
Transcendental Radius II Radiate 100% further during Trancendental Radiation.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
4000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
1000
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
600
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
250
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
500
Super Seedy Powers Always get double seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
1600
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
1400
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
500
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
12000
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
14000
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
5000
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1400
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
2000
Radiation Prolonger Increase the duration of your transcendental radiation by 20%.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
3000
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
4000
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
1000
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
2000
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
1250
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
2000
Levitate Longer Levitate longer pretty much explains it. You'll be able to levitate for a longer period of time. Capiche?
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
2000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
16000
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
300
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
400
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
1500
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
600
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
1000
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
3000
Levitate with Style This upgrade makes your hang time longer when you Levitate.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
5000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
500
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
750
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
500
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1000
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
2000
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
2500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1400
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
200
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1000

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Sir Francis Bacon. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedier Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012