Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 5.9x
Brain Capacity: 38 skills
Energy Tank: 520

Upgrades Capt Meg has gotten!

Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
5000
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
3000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
47
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
5000
Bargain Driver Drive that bargain! Vendor prices lowered by 5%.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
5000
Master Assembler Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
500
Tink Happy Thoughts Repairing tools improves your mood, bit for bit.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
2500
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
1000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
25
Master Exploder Disassemble any machine with one swift action.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
800
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
25
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
500
Betterer Blockmaker Further illumination of the mysteries of Urth, resulting in 40% fuel savings when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
11870
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
25
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
1500
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
25
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
1500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
10060
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
3000
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2000
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2000
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
1000
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
600
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
400
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
5000
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
3000
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
400
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
47
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
600
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
1200
Giants' Beloved I Open your mind. 10% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
5000
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
12000
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Mon. October 22, 2012
100
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Mon. October 22, 2012
2000
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Mon. October 22, 2012
8000
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Mon. October 22, 2012
2000
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
5000
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
25
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
4000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
1000
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
1500
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
200
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
5000
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
800
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
25
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
130
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
750
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
25
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
500
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
1000
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
500
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
25
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
1250
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
500
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 15, 2012
1000
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
330
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
17442
Big 'Un Triple Jump Oh my - what a Triple Jump it is. Boundless and bountiful! Can you handle it?
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
15000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
1000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
1500
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
250
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
5190
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
4400
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
2000
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
400
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
1500
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
130
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
800
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
250
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
1000
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
1500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
300
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
2000
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
4000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
25
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
5000
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
1000
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
125
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
600
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
435
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
2000
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
25
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
250
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
1000
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
500
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
3000
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
200
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
1000
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
1000
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
500
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
1250
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
400
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
750
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
200
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
300
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
250
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
400
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
1000
Piggy Control Freak Control the range a Piggy'll roam around a Pig Stick!
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
2500
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
200
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
1500
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
500
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
600
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
2980
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
2980
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
5000
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
5000
Chicken Control Freak Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick!
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
2500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
2380
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
1600
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
200
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
1600
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
1250
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
3477
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
980
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
3000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. June 8, 2012
800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. June 8, 2012
800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
800
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
200
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
33
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
800
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 2.30 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +330 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012