How it went down:

Pixel Dirigible GH THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
You WHA???
Pixel Dirigible ALL MY MISERY
You OHHHH
Pixel Dirigible THIS SWORD STICKING OUT OF MY CHEST
Pixel Dirigible AAAAAAAAAAAA
You WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST DIE THEN
You WHAT DO I CARE?
You WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S MY FAULT?
Pixel Dirigible o true apothecary, Helga
You NO NO I TAKE IT ALL BACK

Pixel Dirigible YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK GH
You I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
Pixel Dirigible YOU CAN'T BACK WHAT YOU SAID TO ME
Pixel Dirigible ALSO THAT SWORD THING I MADE UP, IT IS QUITE TERRIBLE
You NO DON'T DO IT!
You YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
You THE TREES! THE PETTING!
You THE ICONzzzz

Pixel Dirigible o true apothecary, Helga
Pixel Dirigible thy drugs are quick.
Pixel Dirigible splanked you!
Pixel Dirigible just left for Hell One

I was about to say "Thus with this splank, I die," but I got cut off. By death.

so dramatic!