It looks dramatic

(It's all photoshop, really I'm just stood on a small stool)

ah, it's not that dramatic then :p
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wow that's amaz....hang on is that mash potato?

lol no Geeze, the green thing is what we call "wazabi", it's very hot & spicy, it's a condiment often served with sushis
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasabi)

Why are we talking about Sushi at a time like this? Bah

I don't know Geeze, your vision of mash potatoes lead us to this.
I guess we should be talking about more serious matters
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This is what I'll miss. Not the grinding out 3,500 tools or the annoying butterfly milking but the honest and life affirming talking of complete bollocks with people from all around the world.

<3 Geeze, lol i'm gonna miss that too, & all the Glitch cuteness. <3 9gag.com/gag/5875849