Now I know someone will say "But it's on the wiki!" No, it's not ALL on the wiki, only parts of it, and I'm looking for something like this:
One Tree Claims To Know the Unknowable
Spice Plant I hate to name-drop, but Spriggan was a good friend of mine, you know.
Oh?
Spice Plant Absolutely. And he would come to me, and he would say “Spicy”, he would say, because that’s what he called me, ‘Spicy’ - “Spicy: of all the ages that this world has been through, the greatest always happen to be the Sprigannite ones. The other ages all have things to recommend them, of course, but it is only when I manage to bring a little stability to this shower of chaos” he’d say “…that things manage to move forward.
Is that so?
Spice Plant Well, I can’t imagine he’d tell me that anyway. He’s a Giant, you know. Doesn’t have to say ANYTHING if he doesn’t want to. Or speak to anyone. Not that I’m name dropping…
No, of course not.
Bubble Tree Psst. PSSSSSSSSSSST! Over here. For your ears only, ‘k?
Sure.
Bubble Tree Did that Spice Tree tell you all that business about how he was a great friend of Spriggan’s? And how Spriggan always considered the Sprigganite ages the greatest?
Something like that.
Bubble Tree Lies. It’s all lies. Don’t listen to a word.
He wasn't a friend of Spriggan's?
Bubble Tree No! One little tree? Spriggan could sneeze a thousand-thousand of him down before breakfast. But it’s more than that, it’s that there haven’t even BEEN multiple ages.
Huh?
Bubble Tree No. That’s what they WANT you to think. Don’t trust them, comrade. Trust no one. Never chew copper. Check both ways before you dig. That’s all I’m saying. That’s all I’m saying.
Is it, though? IS IT?
Spice Plant Spriggan said to me once, he said ‘Spicy, my old friend…’ – because that’s what he called me…
Oh yeah?
Spice Plant What? What have you heard? It’s that Bubbling loon again, isn’t it? Well I’ll tell you something about him.
Go on?
Spice Plant Those bubbles weren’t always empty. There was a time in the fifteenth age of Spriggan when the Sprigot males of a certain age, under cover of darkness, drained all the bubble juice from the bubble tree’s bubbles and turned it into a celebratory cocktail for Spriggantide, leaving them as empty and mentally aerated as you find that poor Bubbly fool today.
Is that true?
Spice Plant So Spriggan told me. And why would he lie? He’s a giant, you know.
That much is true. I think...
Bubble Tree They all lie.
Huh?
Bubble Tree All of them. With the exception of a few trees, two kinds of a rock and a critter, there’s not a truthful one among th…
...em?
Bubble Tree SHHHHH. Did you hear that? That clicking noise? The giants. Everywhere. Listening. Well, them, or ghostly versions of their most determined disciples, clinging on to the artifacts they’ve left scattered around, like ghosts in a machine, rattling and buzzing and click, click, click, click…
What?
Bubble Tree Nothing. You’re not ready for my truth. Get away. Get away. And if that Spicy Son of Spriggan apparatchik tries to feed you any more of the party line, you just tell him from me tha… Shhhhh
Um. Ok.
Bubble Tree Click click. Click click click. Get away. Get away, they’re following you, I tell you - get away, get away. Click. Click click.
Over and out.
"One Tree Claims To Know the Unknowable" is the title that appears on the top.
Any full conversations are appreciated and will be archived on Google Documents until I can find another site to display them on.
Thanks guys! I really appreciate your help!
EDIT: Here's the google documents file that I'm compiling. docs.google.com/document/d/... though it's missing some because I have a text document on another computer. When I get to it, I'll add them as well as some of the ones here.
The main one's I'm looking for are ones that are NOT on the document which includes stories from metal rocks (I wasn't logging it then, but I HAVE been told a story from a metal rock) and Mortar Barnacles. Anything that's not in my list is what I need.