So - Inspired by the feeling very down about the whole "world collapsing in upon itself" thing - I needed to focus on the beauty of it all - and the Eric Idle Galaxy Song felt like a good starting point - Heres the original for those that haven't.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk
Now below is the world premier Parody (copyright smirk) that I have penned. It may even make you donate your liver.......(numbers approx xx)
The URniverse Song
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s imagined
from the mind of eleven giants walking round
you start with a flamingo, to help you learn the lingo,
before you’re dumped abruptly on the ground.
The streets you and me and all the creatures that you see,
Inhabit a world that we all know as UR
It bulges in the middle with an island known as Groddle
and a sea with Salmen swimming all around
We don’t think there's a sun, but we still have lots of fun
brushing foxes and milking butterflies with glee
and we’ve all spent far too long, and maybe that’s been wrong,
Seeing all the things we know there are to see
There's 1500 piggies with 6000 trotters
and 3000 chickens pecking in the grit
There's 84 sloths, who kinda look like goths
and 150 batterflies pooping lots of batterfly shit
So remember if you’re feeling really down about the end,
and that December the 9th will be the very worst
Don’t worry because this silly old game will live on in our hearts
Plus the world will end on December the 21st.