tny.cz/50ada92a or Pastebin if survey appears
I grabbed these mostly from the Google cache, since the achievement pages disappeared. I dunno if the staff will release this text, so here's most of it, along with silly notes by me about them.
Does not include most of the feat or beta achievements, because I never had access to the first beta, and the street projects were discontinued before anyone could get all of them
edit: Now the projects section is only missing Up 'N' Comer.
edit2: The rest have been sent by Jade! Hooray!
Special thanks to Ayasta for giving me the Z class text, since I couldn't find it, and of course to all the Glitchen who strived for achievements so the text was retrievable. Also, thanks to TomC for the street project text and Jade for the rest of the text that was missing.