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A Week Without Glitch
I saw a butterfly! I sang to it. "La!" Nothing happened. Maybe it was a moth.
I was shopping and saw a pack of bacon. I petted it. Nothing happened.
I ran out of salt. I looked in my backyard for Allspice. None there. Phooie.
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I sang to a butterfly today. It wasn't blue but it was a yellow one and it ignored my, "La."
I can NOT look at cartoon or other pig pictures without remember the piggies in Glitch. I end up comparing them and muttering, "The piggies in Glitch were cuter." Then my eyes tear up. :( -
Try as I might, I cannot get my cats to hover above me by whirring their tails around!
(jk, I have not tried this, they would scratch me) - If my cats were capable of it, I'm sure they would be doing it all on their own.
- I saw two dirt piles, but there wasn't any loam in them. The trees on that street didn't have any music blocks either.
- Try as I might, I cannot get a smelter, a grinder, a watering can, a hoe, an axe, a scraper, a blender, a spice mill, a cocktail shaker, a fruit changer, a conch AND an orb in one bag - and still have both hands free.
- I tried shoving my head up a dinosaur's arse, but instead of travelling somewhere else, I just got escorted out of the museum by some grump men in uniforms.
- I ate a purple flower...nothin!
- I want another orange, but I'm out of cherries. :(
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I tried petting and watering and harvesting a tree but all I got were names like tree hugger, a fine for "watering" and while harvesting a random pissed off cat that was in the tree.... :(
oh and I tried getting some wood from a wood tree but when I was walking down the street with an axe in my hand people started to freak out and called the police.
I miss Glitch! - It's funny really. Glitch is gone, but I'm using the Forum more then I did before.
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I made eye contact with the cashiers at my local grocery store, but none of them gave me any quests!
I turned down a new street the other day... no quarazy quoin. - I went to the local feed store but they didn't seem to have any piggy feeders.
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"I tried shoving my head up a dinosaur's arse, but instead of travelling somewhere else, I just got escorted out of the museum by some grump men in uniforms."
BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! That one made me snort, omg, freaking hilarious! - My friend baked rhubarb pie, and when she offered me some I immediately looked around me, expecting stoot to be hiding in the corner. I ate the pie. *looks around nervously*
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I pet a piggy! That went OK.
Then I nibbled the piggy. Instead of getting meat, I got nibbled back. Piggy got the super harvest. Ow. - I went on the subway, but there wasn't any red line, and it didn't stop at Jutuan Central.
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I found a very sad and lonely frog by my pond today - a bit late and cold for him to be out and about and I felt very sorry for him. After a bit of a chat and pep talk ...mainly about the benefits of yoga, he confessed that he had been tasked with delivering an item bought on auction last week but was totally knackered and depressed as, for some reason, for days he'd failed to locate its recipient!:/
ETA. I howled at the dinosaur indiscretion too! - I am still laughing at the dinosaur- museum joke...so funny!!!!!!!!!
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Just be a good samaritan and try and help people when there is a rook attack. Just try! I heard the screeching of the rook attack distinctly, so I ran into the street with my arms full of cheese for the shrine.
Well.
You'd think some people had never seen a rook attack. Although it was seagulls, not rooks. And noone else in the street was meditating, so it was very hard to prime the shrine. And there was no shrine. So there was nowhere to put the cheese. Although the seagulls seemed to like the cheese.
Still, I don't think it's very neighbourly to call someone Cheezy McSeagully, not even if it's behind their back. But I'll have the last laugh when the rooks really attack. Oh yes. Oh yes. - LMAO @ Silvery!!
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Ran into the street vendor the other day... She was really friendly when I first "talked to" her, but when I told her I wanted to reminisce 'A Summer's Day,' she started looking at me like I was crazy. She hadn't heard of 'An Autumn Day' or 'Winter Walk' either...
What is the world coming to????????? -
Ugh, I know! Unbelievable.
The other day I went to my local BureaucraticHall to get my Building Permit for a Project. The bureaucrocs asked completely different questions! Instead of the standard, "Which is better, laughter or pants?" It was all, "Have you spent time in a psychiatric ward?" and "Do you see a stress therapist?" You see what society has come to? Absolutely despicable. - Well...I hogtied a piggy the other day, and when I tried to auction it, eBay was all like "terms of service" this and "cruelty to animals" that...hmmmph!
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I went to a farm.
I was chased out for squeezing chickens. - Saw an allspice tree. Very disappointed. Nothing happened when I petted it.
- This sloth did not spit snails at me when I walked by. I tried to feed him some metal rods but he didn't want them either.
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Griselda--yeah, it's so hard to get snails these days!
I tried to buy some on an auction, but I got something called escargot instead. I am thoroughly perplexed by the extremeness of the mix up, and customer service had no idea what they were doing. I tried to explain about how I was planning to add another floor to my tower, but they were unsympathetic. As a matter of fact, they laughed like I had made a really funny joke! Maybe I accidentally activated the comedian buff or something...
(SeerQueen---I know, right? It's an outrage!) - I tried drinking a bottle of Happy Planet(R) Extreme Purple(tm) and it tasted okay but failed to send me on a Voyage Violet. Disappointing - I would have expected hippie juice to have more of a kick to it!
- That's nothing...at the grocery store I bought a Party Sampler, and it didn't even take me to the moon! The carrots were okay, though.
- i keep thinking about crudités