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"Yo momma so slow, she races in toothpicks instead of planks!" Cubimal Insults Needed!
Hey Glitches! You guys and beauties may not know this. But my favourite past time, when I'm not working of course, is to think up new and exciting ways that cubimals would insult each other if they could talk. Things like "You're barely even square!" and "Yeah? well your springs are rusted!". You might think this is a weird hobby, but hey! I don't judge all your weird hobbies! So finger waving aside I need your help. I've been running out of good insults and I'm getting sooooo bored! Since of course, this is the only way I spend the small amount of spare time I have. Please help me out and suggest some fun insults that cubimals might say to each other.
I only have two criteria for this past time.
1) Has to be a one liner
2) Has to insult a cubimal
Have fun and don't let me down :)
- rayn
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- Magic Rock? More like Tragic Block!
- A factory defect cubimal goes further than you!
- To the Sno Cone Cubi: "I hope you melt"
- Eat my dust bunny
- You roll like a square....!
- Crab cubimal, looks crap to me ...
- Id rather collect the box
- You're less of a windup than a cubi with a defective winder.
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You couldn't race your way out of a bigger bag!
I've seen woodworkers run faster than you. -
Whoa! Looks like your bureaucroc got caught up in his own red tape!
Your juju bandit couldn't catch a cold!
Someone put out the flame on your Hell's Bartender!
Your Trisor is an eye-sore! - Even if you were a spherimal, you still couldn't beat me!
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Your mama's a box
(cubimals are rather lame) - I'd teach you a lesson, but I don't cut corners!
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You call that a plank?
You should have stayed in the box.
You race like a sloth. - I don't care how rare you are, I wish someone would set you free!
- What's the difference between you and a Small, Shiny Object with No Intrinsic Value? Nothing!
- Sticker exchanged Rubik's cube!
- Cubifail!
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You should just give it up and be carried everywhere, it'd be faster.
Maybe you should stick to strolling, not racing! - You're so slow you can't even travel a splinter.
- Your wheels must be squarer than you are!
- cubimal? punk, you a noobimal
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I hope you're releasable.
If I promise to race you, will you go away? -
"Blockhead!"
"You tryin' to wind me up, or somethin'?"
"Picasso Lover!"
"Hot Wheels loving Cubist!"
♥ - people pay me NOT to set you free
- oh no you DINT just play the race card
- if you were any squarer, you'd be round
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My my, Full of Pie?
You'd be much faster waiting for the Subway.
Hey Speedy - you're almost as fast as my Still!
You're so slow, by the time you finish this race Glitch will be out of beta!
Faster than a speeding Machine Stand, it's Laggy Gonzales!
Looks like you finally perfected that de-speedifying potion!
I've seen Hog Tied Piggies faster than you!
You're so slow the JuJus have achievements for catching you. - Think you're fast? They're just winding you up.
- A Stoot 'soon' is faster than you!
- I'd put my currants on a potato growing faster.
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Lem damn it, bored no more. That was below the belt.
Your Mama's so slow, she (temporarily disconnected from game server....reconnecting). -
Slow Gin Fizzes are faster than you!
You're almost as fast as an Auction Fulfillment Frog! - I'm not saying you're slow, but I've seen Feats faster than your feets!
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Outta the way, Block head!
You run like you've been kicked in the cubes!
You've got 6 sides and they're all slow!
You've got the right angles, but the wrong moves!
A hypercube you are not!
You couldn't get your hexahedron on if your life depended on it!
Get your tesseract together!
Your father was Rhombus and your mother was a Nonagon! - To the craftybot cubi - The real craftybot will get here before you do!
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Your mainspring is a rubber band.
You're more common than dirt. - These are great! Keep them coming, my latest one is "You're so 2 dimensional!".
- What, miming a moonwalk, or just so slow that you might as well be going backwards?
- How long do you think you're gonna be, 'cause I'm thinking of going to get my Papers.
- "Going the Distance" was not a song about you, was it?
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Somebody is wound a bit tootight!
You can go suck my wind-up key!
The rube can walk faster than that!
+1 to the noobimal one, I was gonna suggest it myself!
+1 to Pickle Juice's ideas! -
Take a long walk off The Other Drop!
Smew Yew, Cubipoo!
So that's where they got the name Baby Steppes!
You're so plane! - Your cubimal runs to the left.
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+1 to "noobimal"
You're so lopsided you've got seven sides instead of six! - This little cubi went to market, this little cubi stayed home, this little cubi can't race for squat and lost to a Garden Gnome.
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I could moonwalk faster than you!
You look like you're stuck in Naraka! -
Come on, even I've collected like 100 of you.
Maybe next time your owner will be kind and rewind.
You must make a lot of Hooch because you're practically Still. - +1 to TCF ideas!
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You have bright future ahead of you , as a doorstop.
You run every race in slow motion replay