I always wanted a funpickle and I've never been able to afford one. I signed up shortly after release. Is there any chance you could hand out funpickles to everyone again?
Lucille - ask around in the trade channel. I ended up trading away a bunch of artifact pieces so folks could finish what they wanted to in return for borrowing a funpickle for 1 hour. It may not be yours to take into the great deimagining, but it's another, possibly cheaper and/or quicker, option.
For the record, it was absolutely worth it.
Edit: Realized this was in ideas, not the general forum. No changes to the above post, but feel free to disregard it since it's auxiliary to the idea component of your ideas suggestion.
I got to hold a rook cubi today to finish my collector badge. Maybe I can find a pickle to borrow. They are giving out plates of beans now though, so maybe more rare items are coming. :-)