jello's Landscaping Service

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Need a tree posioned but don't want to pay 1500c for a 5-use potion? Call jello's Landscaping, and I'll teleport over and kill it AT NO COST to you!

That's right, a 300 to 1500 currant value, ABSOLUTELY FREE!

All I ask it that I also be allowed to chop down the dead tree and tend the patch once before you plant.

Energy reimbursement for the teleport accepted but not necessary.

This offer is made possible by our proprietary carrying-posion-around-without-accidently-killing-everything technology, patent pending. Offer void where prohibited.

Posted 12 years ago by jello's landscaping

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This is brilliant! Many a tree have died at my eager-Enter hands. Here's hoping your business savvy saves many tree lives!

(Congrats on getting the Crab badge!)
Posted 12 years ago by Wynella | Permalink