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The Last Post Thread

The aim of the game is to have the last post. Simple/pointless, really. 

I'm currently winning. :P

Posted 12 years ago by Rammi Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • [returning from gathering necessary herbs for door potion] Wha?!?....Now, where the fizk did my cauldron go?!
    [pounds on door] Xim'?! Quinton?! You guys in there? I can't find my key!
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *uses door potion and gets lucky* Hi there :D
    Posted 12 years ago by Reni's Mum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • RAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
    Posted 12 years ago by ShadowOfThingsLost Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [uses door portal created by Enola]
    Hi, guys! Didn't you hear me knocking? Oh, and thanks for the portal, Enola!
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We didn't hear you, Dahlia. This door is sound-proof. Why didn't you try the other door, on the other side of the tunnel? I've heard it's always open...
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I bought that 9999999999 key and now... this door is already open... AARRRGGHHH!
    Posted 12 years ago by Jodeik Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can't bear to see people suffering!

    *Pushes door. Door clicks shut.*

    There, Jodeik.
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • But now you've locked me outside as well! Fine, I'll just take my last post and go, since I'M CLEARLY NOT WANTED. *indignant*
    Posted 12 years ago by Rammi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (read in quiet sheepish voice) no... don't go... please... seriously... noooooooooooooooooooooooo
    ooopooooooooooooooo
    Posted 12 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hey! How'd my cauldron get in here?
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Uh, you see... we were trying to find you an found this at the door. You know the rules of Ur.
    Posted 12 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Your former cauldron, Dahlia? Pretty. Quinton really appreciates it. Don't you have another spare one?
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It is pretty, isn't it? [runs tip of finger fondly along edge] And...yeah, 'course I have a spare! Doesn't everybody have more than one?
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Is slightly enchanted by Dahlia's sultry finger maneuver.

    Tee hee. You can have it back.

    But what's this? A portal appears?
    Quinton enters and is immediately transported to...

    The friend zone.

    Damn.
    Posted 12 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "The friend zone"? What's this? Some kind of plot from TS to make us forget that we are competing for...?

    Er..., what was I saying?
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Huh? Wait, wha'?! Oh, Quinton...your cauldron...[clicks on cauldron, chooses "give" to "Quinton Falkner"]
    Where are we? [hugs Quinton and Ximenez]
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dahlia: you cannot give cauldron, Quinton's bags are full... of rejection and sorrow.

    Does anyone have a TP script out of here? (Wanders around aimlessly)

    Why are there notes strewn about? *picks up note and reads*
    Apparently they are lyrics to Dashboard Confessional songs.
    Posted 12 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dashboard Confessional songs! And a couple of lyrics from Bright Eyes too!

    Help! Help! Let us get out of here!
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OMGiants! Really? [holds up some notes] These ones are Joel Plaskett...
    And these are Bon Iver [shuffles through some more], Fleet Foxes, Elbow...there's some good stuff here!
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I won't accept this unless I find something by Andrew Bird to compensate!
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I found a *swoosh*

    (distant fading voice)

    a TP script tooooooooooo.........
    Posted 12 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ooooooo? I never heard of a place called "Ooooooo". I think Quinton is making things up.
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sure you have...it's "Ooo Baby Baby"...Smokey Robinson & the Miracles
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh! and here's one for you, Xim'!
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks, Dahlia! Nice surprise!

    I love this guy's music. I haven't seen him doing an interview before, and I have to say he's a bit disappointing. I very much prefer him playing...

    * Rushes to get back in character. *

    I know what you're doing, Dahlia. You want me to get absorbed by YouTube and forget everything about The Last Post. But I won't be brainwashed! I'll never... Oh!
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [sighs wistfully and smiles] Thanks, Xim'...
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Still teary] You're welcome, Dahlia.

    *     *     *

    2012 has arrived... and this is still going on?

    Are we waiting for a new year in Ur? We have a few months left then.
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Woot! 12:00! Happy New Year!!
    Posted 12 years ago by OMG BACON!! Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Happy New Year, |Kronos|.
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Happy New Year, [Kronos]!

    And, cheers to Quinton and to Xim' and to Rammi, and to Lem' and to Jodeik [raises glass of hooch up high] and anyone I might've left out, thanks for *hiccup* all the fun! [drains glass, then pours out glasses for everyone]

    And to all the other Glitchen all over Ur, may this be your year!
     
    Ahhh, that's good stuff! [passes out]
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • These are not the Glitchen you're looking for...
    Posted 12 years ago by Arietty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Opens half an eye.]

    Cheers, Dahlia!

    [Eye shuts down.]

    Good... stuff... yep...
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [keeping eyes closed, nods head slowly...and, smiles]
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Starts to wake up.]

    Are we there yet?
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [holds up one finger to lips] Shhhhh....almost!
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hrmpf.

    [Falls asleep again.]
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wow...what a night! [sits up groggily and rubs temples with fingertips]
    Pssst...Xim'! [shakes a sleepignXim' gently by the shoulder] Hey, Xim'...wake up!
    [breaks out Awesome Pot and starts to make Awesome Stews for recovery]
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • yummy, I WIN!
    Posted 12 years ago by wuilyl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Wakes up slowly, feels a bit wasted.]

    Glad for you, wuilyl. What is it that you won?

    Dahlia, I appreciate your Awesome Stew, but my stomach... er...

    [Runs somewhere out of sight.]
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :)
    Posted 12 years ago by monself Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There might be posts after mine, but they totally don't count. Just sayin'.
    Posted 12 years ago by Pascale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Says who? [finishes with Awesome Stew, and instead, brews cuppa really strong joe for poor Xim']
    [passes one bowl of Awesome Stew to wuilyl and one to Pascale] Eat up...lotsa good stuff in there...[wink]
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Still drowsy.]Thanks, Dahlia.
    [Looks around, at the crowd.]
    What's this? Suddenly we have a party here?
    Quinton! Where are you when we need you? Come and put some order, please!
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I was just wondering that myself, Xim'....he TP'd himself somewhere, and we haven't seen him since!
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have a hunch - that Quinton was sucked into a special street in Ur which only some glitchen can see. It's called Vacation Thrills, or something like that.
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sweet! You ready for some Hearty Omelette now? [flips one in the frying pan]
    I wouldn't recommend the Stew....heheheheh! [nods to the still forms of wuilyl and Pascale]...not to worry, it's a "little extra" I added just for them: a sprinkle of some Powder of Startling Fecundity apparently works like a sleeping powder on Glitchen—no harm, no foul!
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Amazing discovery, Dahlia!

    And yes, a Hearty Omelette would be wonderful right now!

    I'm starting to think that somehow both of us should be able to share the Last Post Award...
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [slides Hearty Omelette onto plate, cuts in half, slides half onto another plate, passes one to Xim'] Yum! [shoves a big cheesy chunk into mouth] Thish shtuff's the besht for hangoversh, huh?!
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. [nods]
    Posted 12 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nom, nom, nom....Too bad Quinton's not here to share...kinda miss him...but [pours two coffees, passing one to Xim'] I am glad for your company...
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
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