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The Last Post Thread

The aim of the game is to have the last post. Simple/pointless, really. 

I'm currently winning. :P

Posted 8 years ago by Rammi Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • win here win there win win everywhere (8)
    Posted 8 years ago by monself Subscriber! | Permalink
  • win here win there win win everywhere (8)
    Posted 8 years ago by monself Subscriber! | Permalink
  • win here win there win win everywhere (8)
    Posted 8 years ago by monself Subscriber! | Permalink
  • win here win there win win everywhere (8)
    Posted 8 years ago by monself Subscriber! | Permalink
  • win here win there win win everywhere (8)
    Posted 8 years ago by monself Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So it seemed, Dahlia, but there is always somebody else to take care of...
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • erk! eek! Aack! Oomph!

    Rolls 12 sides dice with wombat claws, summoning Rook. "go get em..."
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Uh, Xim'....what'd you do with the "---e P----"? [backs away slowly from Wombatuinton]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dahlia, you have a choice... Betray your alliance with Xem, and join me, or... suffer from the cruel fate that awaits you.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [shakes head as if waking from a deep sleep] Wow. Those wombat whiskers really wriggle a lot when you talk...'sreally distracting.
    What was that you said?
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ahem (clears throat) I said... SQUEEK'
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well, Wombatuinton...you are rather plump and furry, in an adorable kind of way...and a whole lot less hostile-looking now with those whiskers and all....but, asking me to betray an alliance, one as tenuous as this one is....[pauses to consider]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Squeak! Squeak!!! Squeak.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Was the incessant squeaking did me in...I cannot betray Xim', I...wait [looks around in confusion]...
    Where is Xim'?
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • places an orb on a pedestal in the area that absorbs all squeaks and renders those squeaks null and void.

    squeaks cannot be used and if someone types squeak he types dashes or some other muted version of the squeak instead.
    Posted 8 years ago by Mr. Dawgg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • - - - -- !!! (seriously!?!) *patiently waits for some kind of magical fairy tale sign of affection to undo transmogrification.

    ** Feels bad about what happened to Xim...
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *Returns after accidentally targeting himself with the zzzzzap gun. Crawls behind the trees trying to go unnoticed.*
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Xim'! Put that thing away...you're going to hurt someone! (And I know that's kinda the point, but)
    Wombatuinton's -----s (hey!) don't work anymore! We have to help him! [starts fiddling with settings on transmogrifier]...d'you know this "dawgg" fellow?
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • * Finished learning Telepathy I.

    With Telepathy I you now have the ability to communicate without the taxing muscle movements required for normal Glitchen speak. Not only does it require zero energy, but in rare cases, allows an accidental transmogrified rodent the ability to build a perfectly fine cave dwelling (among other things).

    * Flies off to find Potion of Permanent Personhood in the extended Glitch universe... Which seems to follow no rules and obviously changes key plot elements from the original, to the chagrin of loyal fans.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Damn! [flips through binder looking for class schedule] I've got a spare in third period...maybe I can squeeze another class in...Telepathy I, huh? So, what happens if I combine that skill with my Telekinetic Moving II, I wonder?
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This "dawgg" fellow... Doesn't look like much. Let's keep an eye on him anyway.

    *Hurrying up to Mind Control XVI. With the 3% penalty, this is taking awfully long. Worse even, Mind Control XV was a disappointment, as it was only about controlling your own mind.*
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • you guys and your science. magic will always prevail.
    Posted 8 years ago by Mr. Dawgg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Magic you say? There you go...

    *zinnnng*
    *a flow of sparkles*

    *Mr. Dawgg turns into a barnacle.*
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Niiiice, Xim'! [whips out Super Scraper and gets to work]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • * readies the grinder.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is teamwork!
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Post
    Posted 8 years ago by Gadzooks Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love you guys! [sniff]

    That Dawgg's gonna howl! A-wooooo!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM WINNING
    Posted 8 years ago by The Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Who on Ur left the door open???
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Quinton, I know your recent lack of opposable thumbs may have prevented you from working a doorknob, but c'mon...we don't need every vagrant and miscreant in Ur popping in just to have a sniff around! [shuts door with a firm *click*]
    There! [dusts hands off]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well done, Dahlia.

    By the way, did you just lock yourself out?
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dahlia, I've left some No-No outside for you. SAY YES-YES TO NO-NO!
    Posted 8 years ago by Rammi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Awwwwww......CRAP! [starts rummaging through Bigger Bag for Teal-White Hexagon Key]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • And, thanks Rammi, but really, I'm more of a Purps girl...No-No gives me such a headache!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sorry about the door, I was in a rush to find the spirit of glitchmas.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ahhhh! Here it is! [pulls key out of bag and opens door]
    That's okay Quinton...I understand how the holidaze can befuddle a person...especially if that person's a wombat....speaking of which...
    [pulls out transmogrifying gun and aims at Wombatuinton *kazow*] There, back to your Glitchy self!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thank you Dahlia, you are too kind.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Great! Looks like we are all friends now, aren't we?

    On this happy note, I hereby declare the game finished and me, of course, the winner.

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    [Come on, Blanky, it was now, right now. Where are you? Remember what we talked about blocking the thread? Oh, Blanky! Don't be like that! Please!]
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is where we use the teal-white hexagon key!? I've had this one for so long I... No wait... This is a square.
    Posted 8 years ago by Jodeik Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I suspect teal-white keys change form when we are not looking.

    [Blanky: still waiting.]
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Blanky doesn't live here anymore [holds smoking transmogrifier up for inspection]
    Mwahahahahahaha!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *Scrolls through auctions for Hexagon key*
    Posted 8 years ago by Jodeik Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This could go on forever and be painful!
    Posted 8 years ago by Justinia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Justinia, it's all part of the process. But have faith, someone will win... Just. Not. You.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Found it! Price is... I've never seen so many 9s.
    Posted 8 years ago by Jodeik Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [the musicians continue with 'Goodnight, Groddle' gently weeping, mere accompaniment to the singer's hoarse and tired voice]

    ... and Zille, and Lem, and Friendly, and Alph ...

    [the crowd has ceased booing now for hours, flabbergasted by the fact that this acceptance speech could very well never end]
    Posted 8 years ago by Lemme the Wanderer Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh, Lemme! You're back from commercials—nice!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Slowly but surely, this is getting interesting.

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    [So sorry, Blanky. I never intended to... *Goes to a corner to weep* ]
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [passes Xim' a tissue]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
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