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The Last Post Thread

The aim of the game is to have the last post. Simple/pointless, really. 

I'm currently winning. :P

Posted 12 years ago by Rammi Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Yes, I won last post at the glitch above youu!
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yes you did, Keeda.. Yes you did!
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oooookay then. Since you've already won that, you can leave this for the rest of us! Me, in particular.
    Posted 11 years ago by TanithLow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh, and!

    The helicopter crashes into the trunk of that tree in Roobrik that hangs down from the sky. The windows are cracked, there are dents everywhere and the rotating blades of the copter are no match for this extremely strong tree. The helicopter is sent plummeting towards the sea! The captain scoops up the emergency parachute and the kitty and leaps out...
    Posted 11 years ago by TanithLow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Or you could just leave it for me, Keeda... cause, y'know... that'd be awesome. :D
    Posted 11 years ago by Sweet Stuff Ng Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Exploding pineapple. Yes. I'm back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bz...
    Posted 11 years ago by Hell's Bartender Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Or you both can quit this, And let me win this too!

    Kitty leaps out and lands on a tree in Roobrik.
    Kitty's teeth fell out and screamed.
    Captain Panicked, As he saw the Smuggler.
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :D
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Laughs]

    LET you win? I sincerely doubt it.

    I sense something, a presence I've not felt since......Augh! [dodges exploding pineapple]
    Posted 11 years ago by TanithLow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • -wins-
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I like pi.
    Posted 11 years ago by Hell's Bartender Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Square root of two for the win!!

    Hmm... I haven't baked in ages.

    [Begins building a new oven]
    Posted 11 years ago by TanithLow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Kitty wakes up from its horrible, horrible dream and helps Tanith with her oven.
    Posted 11 years ago by Nelnah Fish Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nelnah!!!!! [tacklehugs]

    I mean, "What are you doing still here? I won, you can leave now."

    Oh, thanks kitty!
    Posted 11 years ago by TanithLow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • THIS. STATEMENT. IS. FALSE.
    Posted 11 years ago by Flyne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm sure it is.

    I build ovens when I'm lying. (builds oven)
    Posted 11 years ago by TanithLow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *kicks oven*

    Owwww.
    Posted 11 years ago by SeerQueen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Somebody is finally going to win this game forever!  Yay?  *cries*
    Posted 11 years ago by BumblingNewbie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Awesome Opossums.

    (yaaaaaaaaaay!)

    (pancakes?)

    (what)

    (Pineapple bites!)
    Posted 11 years ago by smileyface Subscriber! | Permalink
  • well. It seems that someone actually will win this, although we may never know, becuase I don't think anyone'll be able to look at the forums after they close.
    Posted 11 years ago by Emblemofrook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Even with the end of the thread finally in sight, I think it'd best for me and my productivity to delete my account while I have the chance. but... it's... so.. hard. T.T

    Goodbye everyone! Thanks so much for making an awesome and hilarious thread. And thanks a million for making an awesome game that was absolutely preposterous... and yet I kind of liked it.

    Love you all!
    Sweety

    PS: SUPER CONGRATULATIONS to whoever finally wins the thread/game. You're a lucky little glitch! :D
    Posted 11 years ago by Sweet Stuff Ng Subscriber! | Permalink
  • wait-This is still here? I cant beleve how long thread lasted and so many people stayed till the end. I love glitch,its good that it still lives on.
    Posted 11 years ago by Anime_panda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My heart is pounding, I feel sick.
    Who has a toy bear called Emo-Bear other than me?
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • SMdS
    Posted 11 years ago by we are durza Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Huhwhat?
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm still here!
    Posted 11 years ago by Misty Power Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Octopus! :D
    Posted 11 years ago by Death Wish Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I ran out of things to say long ago...
    Posted 11 years ago by TanithLow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm very sad! :=( The notice about the forums has set off all the old feelings of mourning........
    Hey what's is your fav memory in this very long game?
    Mine is when an old players come back. 
    Posted 11 years ago by Misty Power Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My favorite memory is when I played the game for the first time and was greeted by a real player who showed me around! :) Gonna miss this community.
    Posted 11 years ago by Binary Jazz Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I loved collaborating to stop the rook. I wish I'd discovered Rook Attacks sooner...
    Posted 11 years ago by TanithLow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No more kitty story?
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Too sad for the story I guess..?
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Even the kitty story was getting sad... I guess we could start it again though.

    I keep getting interrupted every time I try to write a reply here...

    And...today is no exception! I can try to write more kitty later, or you (for any of you) could start something again. Or maybe I can bug Nelnah into starting it, like she did the first time. XD
    Posted 11 years ago by TanithLow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The kitty looks suspiciously at Keeda and Tanith. Are they trying to send it on another adventure? It considers this. Then, it looks at Tanith's oven. Building it is getting boring. Kitty glances at me.

    I give it my focusing orb. Why not?

    Kitty purrs. Then, it teleports to the rook attack.
    Posted 11 years ago by Nelnah Fish Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh Mai!
    Kitty summon me!
    Lolololol.
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :)
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Winner!
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Kitty looks around. There aren't many other Glitchen near! It summons Keeda. Then it summons me. It can't bring us back into Glitch, but it can take us to the rook attack???

    Kitty plays with its new blue ball. There's a black bird flying around. It doesn't seem to like the ball.
    Posted 11 years ago by Nelnah Fish Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Kitty's tounge sticks out, Paws at the ready.
    It thinks the Black Bird is a meal!
    As Keeda and Nelnah was priming the shrine.
    The kitty leaped out and ate the Rook..
    And that was the end of it!

    Keeda: That cat sure is strong .-.

    Kitty was proud of itself for it had defeated the ROOK without priming or focusing on the orb or anything, But eating it!

    But that wasn't really the end, was it?
    There's still rookist around.. Aren't there?
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Tanith Teleports to rook attack using TP5, and looks around.

    Tanith: Hey, where are the rooks?

    As if on cue, a swarm of black shadows approaches from the south...the rookists have arrived to avenge their fallen idol! Tanith teleports again, being absolutely not helpful, or so it appears.

    Kitty looks up and sees people dressed as birds--too many and too big to eat, and Kitty isn't hungry anymore. They look mad, though. Was the big-bad-bird-monster one of their friends? They see Nelnah and Keeda near the shrine, but they don't see the small kitty. They glare at Nelnah and Keeda, and don't seem to hear the kitty insisting that these are friendly Glitchen and they did it in self-defense and defense of Ur. Kitty crouches and prepares to pounce...
    Posted 11 years ago by TanithLow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Keeda expects the kitty to try to fight the rookist's,
    But Oh no!
    Instead, The kitty ran away!

    Keeda: How mean, Kitty!

    Nelnah and Keeda was captured by the rookists..
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Tanith teleports back with oven, but doesn't see Nelnah and Keeda, the rookists or the kitty, who ran after a small rodent.

    Tanith: Dudes, this isn't funny. Just come out...please?

    Nothing.

    Tanith wonders where everyone is, then Kitty comes back with a mouse.

    Tanith: Um...thanks Kitty?
    Kitty: Mrow! (Kitty for 'I have a yummy snack and I am being friendly and sharing!') *eats most of mouse and drops a piece in Tanith's pie.*
    Tanith: Ewwww!
    Kitty: Myup! (Kitty for 'I would give Nelnah and Keeda some, too, but they are not here now.')
    Tanith: Where are Keeda and Nelnah? Where are the rookists?

    Kitty recognizes the names of Keeda and Nelnah. They went off with the crazy bird-people. Maybe they will dress as birds, too, or be kitties like Kitty and hunt the birds. Kitty hopes it is the second one.
    It gets an idea and rolls in the mud.

    Tanith gives up on Kitty answering and goes to clean her oven.

    Kitty is covered in mud and then it rolls in the feathers, too.

    Kitty: Myup! (This time, it means 'I am proud of my brilliant idea!')
    Tanith: Kitty, you're a mess! Wait a minute... You're dressing up as a rookist kitty! Does that mean...?

    Kitty purrs. Silly human has finally figured it out.

    Soon, Tanith, too is covered in feathers (metal feather-armor she made herself). Tanith and kitty go in the direction the rookists might possibly have gone, but neither of them really knows the way.
    Posted 11 years ago by TanithLow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Keeda and Nelnah struggles in the net trying to escape
    They saw Stoot passing by and Keeda thought of an Idea...
    Keeda: Oh roooookisssttss! You like rhubarb pie?
    Rookist1: Yes.
    Keeda: Okay, Then let me go! I will tell you where the rhubarb pie is..
    Rookist2: I want rhubarb pie, let her go!

    The rookists let Keeda go, And so Keeda said that Stoot had rhubarb pie... Keeda ran for her life, But the rookist's didn't realise, They had pie!

    Rookist3: She's escaping!
    Rookist2: Don't be silly!
    Rookist3: We still have this one.
    Keeda found kitty and Tanith,

    Keeda: GUYS! We were captured by the rookists. I tricked them into taking rhubarb pie so I could escape. Nelnah is still there. We need to save her! And whats up with all those feathers and mud on you?
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nelnah starts making pumpkin pies. She wait patiently for Keeda to return. Nelnah doesn't seem to notice the way the rookists are glaring at her. She starts humming a really annoying song that drives the rookists crazy.

    Nelnah: So long as I'm captured, I might as well have fun.

    Most of the rookists don't hear. Many have covered their ears.

    Nelnah (quietly): Hurry, Keeda, Tanith, and Kitty. They're going to get really tired of me soon.
    Posted 11 years ago by Nelnah Fish Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Keeda, Tanith and Kitty searches far and wide for Nelnah-
    They went to loads of places, They double checked all of groddle.
    Some of the places they checked include, Firozi, Uralia, Ix, Jal, Samudra!

    Keeda heard rustles and saw a trail of black feathers.. In 

    Keeda: QUICK! GUYS, I think I found Nelnah!

    Kitty: MEEEEOWWW! (Kitty for "Reaaly?!!!!?!?!?! Quick! Lead us!")

    And they followed the trail a long way..
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The rookists who ate the rhubarb pie are becoming very, very sleepy, so they set up a camp for the night in Balzare. They still have a ways to go before they take Nelnah to their lair in Rook's Woods.

    Tanith, Keeda and Kitty are also getting tired, but they can't sleep now! They have a friend to rescue!

    The Kitty sees another mouse and runs off after it, leaving Keeda and Tanith to look at each other and shrug.

    Tanith: Kitty, this really isn't the time.

    Kitty catches the mouse, carries it a few feet in its mouth, lets it go and proceeds to capture it again, getting father and farther away.

    Tanith: Kitty! Come back here!

    Kitty doesn't listen.

    A big, black shadow falls over Tanith and Keeda... Tanith does the sensible thing and screams.
    Posted 11 years ago by TanithLow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Keeda thinks that the huge black shadow was in a shape of a similiar giant..
    She glared for 3 seconds.. Thinking her thought was wrong,Then.... she ran away with Tanith!!
    Kitty: Meooooww. "Silly humans, It's just the giant pot!"
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mornin'
    Posted 11 years ago by snygyst Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hello!
    Posted 11 years ago by Keeda Subscriber! | Permalink
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