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The Last Post Thread

The aim of the game is to have the last post. Simple/pointless, really. 

I'm currently winning. :P

Posted 8 years ago by Rammi Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Dahlia?!? Why would you lace Xim's tissue with ---e P-----?!? Oh, my. I thought we were friends. It's so clear now! First the wombat, then the annihilation of Blanky, and now a catatonic Xem... (backs away slowly...)
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Xim'—NoooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo!!!! [kneels down beside Xim] That one was for Lemme!

    [dumps contents of Bigger Bag on the ground, looking for Tree Antidote]

    Don't just stand there with your mouth hanging open, Quinton, help me!!!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Aaagh! Eeeeegh! Oooooogh!

    *Grasps own throat*
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I haven't learned tincturing yet!!! Omg omg what do we do!!?!!
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm not sure about the rules of this forum. Having just croaked from ---e P-----, may I post from hell?

    [Resumes stomping on grapes.] 
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well, that didn't work...[slumps next to Xim's still body and hangs head in defeat]...still, I can't help but feel like there's something we're missing...
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I agree, Dahlia. There has to be a meaning of life. The meaning of this thread is to reach an end... Shall we believe the same is true for life? If so, I'm fulfilled.

    [Still stomping. Something's not working here.]
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yoink.
    Posted 8 years ago by Rammi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I will have the last word!!!!

    zyzzyva
    Posted 8 years ago by Gadzooks Subscriber! | Permalink
  • zyzzyvas (plural of zyzzyva), Come on, don't tell me a genus doesn't have a plural. Genii!
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *sniffs no-no in hopes of joining the cadre of last threaders as a troop of zyzzyvases scurry by
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If a troop is formed by zyzzyvases, then several troops are formed by...

    zyzzyvaseses?
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A plethora of zyzzyvaseses zyzzyvaying (def: adverb form of zyzzyva) to Zzyzx, CA. to attend a Zumba class.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "A plethora of zyzzyvaseses zyzzyvaying (...) to Zzyzx". I almost let you win for this. Almost.
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Actually, Gadzooks, these guys have the lock on last words...
    As for you, Quinton, and Xim' well, last words, first words...there really are no words for the pair of you!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • zanken. ;-)
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No words? Awww.

    I'd like a few, on the lines of "smart", "pretty", "nice"...

    "Winner"?
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hrm. Well, okay...but just those first three. As to the last one [ahem], "Winner"? That is TBD.
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh, Dahlia! How did you know that my middle name is Tbd?
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lucky guess?
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • TBD is short for Theobald, after my grandgrandgrandpa Theobald BTW Sparklynuts, who knew the mines of Pollokoo like the palms of his hands. Which was kind of pointless, since he spent all his life in Chakra Phool, researching why Grendaline used jellysacs to gargle. He travelled only once, to the Ancestral Lands, when a friend of his summoned him to spend the holidays in the legendary area known as Distant Drag F, Xalanga. Those were the most exciting ten minutes in all his existence.

    (By the way, BTW is short for Bartholomew, my grandgrandgrandpa's grandgrandgrandpa, whose story I'll leave for some other post.)
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wowzers! What a coink-i-dink! My father, Thornberry DreadNaught's middle name is BRB, short for Barb...My grandparents' thought was that giving him a more feminine middle name would help build character. That, and Wolf Nipplechips was already his brother's middle name. Though why one would feel a need to shorten Barb to BRB is beyond me!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Really! Maybe I would have gone for Barnabas, even if it's too New-Testamentish for my taste.

    Did I tell you about my grandauntie (is that a word?) AM AFK Sparklynuts? Everybody was happier calling her "Amafk! Amafk!", than using the lung-exhausting, geography-abusing "Amerika Afrika! Amerika Afrika!"

    And you can imagine how everybody called (and loudly laughed at) my grandgrandma Lollipop.
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My great uncle from my neighbor's brother's side Fonzworth Lollygagger (FTW LOL) is related to Wolf Nipplechips. They were in the great tree war of Ix together. I have an old chromograph gelatin silvertin of them in front of the Great Ladder.

    RIP Magnitude. Pop. Pop.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dahlia..Ximenez, your family histories are fascinating! Ximenez, I had no idea you were from the famous Sparklynuts clan. I'm quite impressed with you both, I must say. My pedigree is rather hush-hush..a bit of a scandal. My mother was swept off her feet by a handsome wandering miner, named Crusher. My grandfather referred to him as "that pickass NPC".
    Posted 8 years ago by Ooola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ooola: The amazing No-Pants Crusher! His adventures (shall I say his legends?) were told by the campfires, at night, when I was a Glitchling.

    My mother was born a Sparklynuts. That's why my last name is Ximenez. I don't have a first name, nobody bothered to provide me with one. I confess that my main goal in Ur is to find a suitable first name for myself.

    LP Ximenez (short for Last Post Ximenez) would do just fine.
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • While I find our genealogical histories both fascinating and—in the case of Wolf Nipplechips and Fonzworth Lollygagger—surprising, I see the true intentions of these posts for what they are...

    LP Ximenez, indeed! [snorts]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I AM THE WINNER
    Posted 8 years ago by wuilyl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What was that? Did you see that person who just ran past screaming something unintelligible?

    I'm sorry, my dear Dahlia, but the intrusion made it impossible for me to understand what you were saying.

    [snorts, double]
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I must apologize for the tone of my last post...I was on a "hangover" debuff, and feeling the after-effects of a rather raucous Glitchmas Eve party...

    I am feeling much better today, thank you, and can see the LP for what it was...a joke! Yes, that must be it, because it would be rather presumptuous for you to think we would just rename you "Last Post"...

    ...how about PWND instead?
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Puss Wound Needle Dingus?
    Pre wound necktie doodles?
    Post-war Naughty Doorbell?

    I for one welcome our PWND overlords.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Prime Winner, Never Defeated Ximenez!

    That's what I was looking for.

    Thanks, Dahlia!
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You're welcome, and glad to be of service...
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That's the spirit.
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Does this mean you concede Dahlia?
    Perhaps We Now Declare the winner?
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yes, Quinton, we can declare the winner, but I fear it won't be Dahlia.

    Prime Winner, Never Defeated Ximenez!

    All that appears before my last name is, obviously, my new first name(s).

    For the win!
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Or not *grins*
    Posted 8 years ago by Reni's Mum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sorry, Enola, but I wasn't talking to you. *grins back*
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Someone left the door open again. *grims*
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Damn! I could've sworn I shut that! [shuts door with a firm 'click']

    Soooo....how's everyone doin'? [looks around with the realization that I'm on the outside...again]

    [facepalm]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I guess giants would do well imagining keys that can be used more than once. But I'm not entitled to tell them what to imagine.

    *Goes to the auctions looking for the right key to this room. Anything to be of help. :) *

    Oh, no! This key is worth more than a month of Bruise of hard work! I guess you are out of the game, Dahlia...

    *Looks at Quinton. Keeps grinning.*
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Fizk! I know I have another key in here somewhere! [rummages around in Bigger Bag, looking for the teal/white hexagon key....or, was it the blue/orange circle key?]
    Crap!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [knocks sheepishly on door]

    ...........Guys?
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LALALALALALA, I can't hear anything!
    Posted 8 years ago by Rammi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Did someone hear something?
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What? Are you talking?
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [knocks louder]

    Guys? Hey, guys! I locked myself out again...

    [breaks out cauldron, commences with door potion recipe]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Xim, have you seen Dahlia? I miss her quips and musings. Maybe it was a bad idea to soundproof the door. She locked outside again?

    *looks out peephole but only sees a heavily used large black cauldron.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm worried too, Quinton. Dahlia doesn't seem very good taking care of herself...

    Do you know where that cauldron came from?
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Um. It says "Made in Uralia" I wonder who it belongs to?

    *Brings cauldron inside to take a closer look. Remembers to close door with a firm click.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
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