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The Last Post Thread

The aim of the game is to have the last post. Simple/pointless, really. 

I'm currently winning. :P

Posted 8 years ago by Rammi Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • [returning from gathering necessary herbs for door potion] Wha?!?....Now, where the fizk did my cauldron go?!
    [pounds on door] Xim'?! Quinton?! You guys in there? I can't find my key!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *uses door potion and gets lucky* Hi there :D
    Posted 8 years ago by Reni's Mum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • RAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
    Posted 8 years ago by ShadowOfThingsLost Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [uses door portal created by Enola]
    Hi, guys! Didn't you hear me knocking? Oh, and thanks for the portal, Enola!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We didn't hear you, Dahlia. This door is sound-proof. Why didn't you try the other door, on the other side of the tunnel? I've heard it's always open...
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I bought that 9999999999 key and now... this door is already open... AARRRGGHHH!
    Posted 8 years ago by Jodeik Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can't bear to see people suffering!

    *Pushes door. Door clicks shut.*

    There, Jodeik.
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • But now you've locked me outside as well! Fine, I'll just take my last post and go, since I'M CLEARLY NOT WANTED. *indignant*
    Posted 8 years ago by Rammi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (read in quiet sheepish voice) no... don't go... please... seriously... noooooooooooooooooooooooo
    ooopooooooooooooooo
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hey! How'd my cauldron get in here?
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Uh, you see... we were trying to find you an found this at the door. You know the rules of Ur.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Your former cauldron, Dahlia? Pretty. Quinton really appreciates it. Don't you have another spare one?
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It is pretty, isn't it? [runs tip of finger fondly along edge] And...yeah, 'course I have a spare! Doesn't everybody have more than one?
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Is slightly enchanted by Dahlia's sultry finger maneuver.

    Tee hee. You can have it back.

    But what's this? A portal appears?
    Quinton enters and is immediately transported to...

    The friend zone.

    Damn.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "The friend zone"? What's this? Some kind of plot from TS to make us forget that we are competing for...?

    Er..., what was I saying?
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Huh? Wait, wha'?! Oh, Quinton...your cauldron...[clicks on cauldron, chooses "give" to "Quinton Falkner"]
    Where are we? [hugs Quinton and Ximenez]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dahlia: you cannot give cauldron, Quinton's bags are full... of rejection and sorrow.

    Does anyone have a TP script out of here? (Wanders around aimlessly)

    Why are there notes strewn about? *picks up note and reads*
    Apparently they are lyrics to Dashboard Confessional songs.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dashboard Confessional songs! And a couple of lyrics from Bright Eyes too!

    Help! Help! Let us get out of here!
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OMGiants! Really? [holds up some notes] These ones are Joel Plaskett...
    And these are Bon Iver [shuffles through some more], Fleet Foxes, Elbow...there's some good stuff here!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I won't accept this unless I find something by Andrew Bird to compensate!
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I found a *swoosh*

    (distant fading voice)

    a TP script tooooooooooo.........
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ooooooo? I never heard of a place called "Ooooooo". I think Quinton is making things up.
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sure you have...it's "Ooo Baby Baby"...Smokey Robinson & the Miracles
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh! and here's one for you, Xim'!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks, Dahlia! Nice surprise!

    I love this guy's music. I haven't seen him doing an interview before, and I have to say he's a bit disappointing. I very much prefer him playing...

    * Rushes to get back in character. *

    I know what you're doing, Dahlia. You want me to get absorbed by YouTube and forget everything about The Last Post. But I won't be brainwashed! I'll never... Oh!
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [sighs wistfully and smiles] Thanks, Xim'...
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Still teary] You're welcome, Dahlia.

    *     *     *

    2012 has arrived... and this is still going on?

    Are we waiting for a new year in Ur? We have a few months left then.
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Woot! 12:00! Happy New Year!!
    Posted 8 years ago by OMG BACON!! Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Happy New Year, |Kronos|.
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Happy New Year, [Kronos]!

    And, cheers to Quinton and to Xim' and to Rammi, and to Lem' and to Jodeik [raises glass of hooch up high] and anyone I might've left out, thanks for *hiccup* all the fun! [drains glass, then pours out glasses for everyone]

    And to all the other Glitchen all over Ur, may this be your year!
     
    Ahhh, that's good stuff! [passes out]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • These are not the Glitchen you're looking for...
    Posted 8 years ago by Arietty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Opens half an eye.]

    Cheers, Dahlia!

    [Eye shuts down.]

    Good... stuff... yep...
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [keeping eyes closed, nods head slowly...and, smiles]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Starts to wake up.]

    Are we there yet?
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [holds up one finger to lips] Shhhhh....almost!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hrmpf.

    [Falls asleep again.]
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wow...what a night! [sits up groggily and rubs temples with fingertips]
    Pssst...Xim'! [shakes a sleepignXim' gently by the shoulder] Hey, Xim'...wake up!
    [breaks out Awesome Pot and starts to make Awesome Stews for recovery]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • yummy, I WIN!
    Posted 8 years ago by wuilyl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Wakes up slowly, feels a bit wasted.]

    Glad for you, wuilyl. What is it that you won?

    Dahlia, I appreciate your Awesome Stew, but my stomach... er...

    [Runs somewhere out of sight.]
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :)
    Posted 8 years ago by monself Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There might be posts after mine, but they totally don't count. Just sayin'.
    Posted 8 years ago by Pascale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Says who? [finishes with Awesome Stew, and instead, brews cuppa really strong joe for poor Xim']
    [passes one bowl of Awesome Stew to wuilyl and one to Pascale] Eat up...lotsa good stuff in there...[wink]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Still drowsy.]Thanks, Dahlia.
    [Looks around, at the crowd.]
    What's this? Suddenly we have a party here?
    Quinton! Where are you when we need you? Come and put some order, please!
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I was just wondering that myself, Xim'....he TP'd himself somewhere, and we haven't seen him since!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have a hunch - that Quinton was sucked into a special street in Ur which only some glitchen can see. It's called Vacation Thrills, or something like that.
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sweet! You ready for some Hearty Omelette now? [flips one in the frying pan]
    I wouldn't recommend the Stew....heheheheh! [nods to the still forms of wuilyl and Pascale]...not to worry, it's a "little extra" I added just for them: a sprinkle of some Powder of Startling Fecundity apparently works like a sleeping powder on Glitchen—no harm, no foul!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Amazing discovery, Dahlia!

    And yes, a Hearty Omelette would be wonderful right now!

    I'm starting to think that somehow both of us should be able to share the Last Post Award...
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [slides Hearty Omelette onto plate, cuts in half, slides half onto another plate, passes one to Xim'] Yum! [shoves a big cheesy chunk into mouth] Thish shtuff's the besht for hangoversh, huh?!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. [nods]
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nom, nom, nom....Too bad Quinton's not here to share...kinda miss him...but [pours two coffees, passing one to Xim'] I am glad for your company...
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
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