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The Last Post Thread

The aim of the game is to have the last post. Simple/pointless, really. 

I'm currently winning. :P

Posted 9 years ago by Rammi Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Smell? What smell?

    [Seems distracted with one of the best threads ever in the history of Glitch forums.]
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ---- Location: Meditation Chamber of Solitude ----
    *Mind is plagued with the thoughts of the scientist-wizard Ximenez*
    (Something about her gladness about her lack of pants... can't make it out. Something must have connected our minds when she shat on me so fiercely. What could have been in her poo?)
    Posted 8 years ago by Mr. Dawgg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Shhhhh, Mr. Dawgg...I'm reading the second best thread EVAR....wait? WHAT did you say? Xim's a girl??!!
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nope. Not a girl. Mr. Dawgg, I'm so sorry to take away your romantic dreams of poo-induced connectedness!
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Alright then, I'm guessing I missed something while I was out there. But I do recall Xim's pantslessness.
    Posted 8 years ago by Jodeik Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh, whew—I was worried there for a minute! [resumes thread-crush on Xim']
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Looks at Dahlia with pretended contempt.]

    What do you mean, "thread-crush"?

    [Stands still while his dreams of everlasting, Dahlia-dependent happiness quickly fade away.]
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (Why does your guy look like a girl then. I actually originally did 'he' on my post, but then I remembered how many times I was wrong to assume maleness of females, so I double checked your page, and it looked girly, so I changed my post.)
    Posted 8 years ago by Mr. Dawgg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (Maybe the longish grey-white hair? Not the face or the clothes, I think.)
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • By "thread-crush" I mean I have nothing more substantial to base a crush on...therefore, I cannot crush any more heavily than on this here thread...<3 <3 <3...[continues crushing, hoping the look of contempt fades soon]

    [also, lurves longish, grey-white hair, and wonders how Dawgg could've mistaken Xim' for a girl in the first place?]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Look of contempt deactivated. Thinks hard how to widen the crush-enabled area. Not another thread. No, no, something more... yes, "substantial". But what?]
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • hmmmmm......
    Posted 8 years ago by RJStormRider Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't see a way to possibly win this.....
    Posted 8 years ago by RJStormRider Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (Could be a homely girl's face with the long hair. It's not strikingly male nor strikingly female. My mistake. But no big deal. I'm going to do what I use to. Just always use the male pronouns when in doubt. The clothes are decidedly hobo not decidedly male or female. Also the name doesn't matter either. I wrongfully assumed someone named Biohazard was male once. Biohazard. So Ximenez could definitely go either way. Whatever, I don't care. All good. Back to the story.) 
    Posted 8 years ago by Mr. Dawgg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [notices subtle change in Xim's face...waits to see what might happen]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have the solution Xim.

    Good thing I'm already married, or else I'd be a little jelly of Dahlia's infatuatiousness.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Quinton: Oh, but it's lovely to feel adolescence creeping up inside you again...
    @Mr Dawgg: No offense taken! Don't worry. Glitchen are like that.
    @Dahlia: Er.... [Nervousness, shyness, awkwardness and so on.]
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *Returns to the main area*

    I have returned with wards of protection against any polymorphing. I call the incantation rubberous glue-ous. Any transfiguration aimed at me instead happens to you.
    Posted 8 years ago by Mr. Dawgg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Xim': Yes? [feels suddenly incredibly shy, shuffles feet nervously]
    @ Mr. Dawgg: Dude! Timing? You haz none...
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I just didn't want to get turned into a barnacle or wombat wilnil.
    Posted 8 years ago by Mr. Dawgg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Mr. Dawgg: Ummm....yeah...sorry 'bout that. No more—promise! [crosses heart] 'Course, I can only speak for myself...
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh really Mr. Dawgg? Hmmmmm... GIGANTES MORPHUS! *Spell reflects and Jodeik becomes a giant*
    Posted 8 years ago by Jodeik Subscriber! | Permalink
  • * Oh, crap. So many people. And a giant. And a former barnacle protected against polymorphing. I need some privacy! But I guess it's not a good idea to invite Dahlia to another thread... *
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Time to get serious.

    (Whips out an injunction)

    Bam. You've all been lawyered.
    See you in court.
    Posted 8 years ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [A giant tentacle, or proboscis, or something like that, descends from the clear sky. We can't see where it comes from. It closes on Quinton, who is unable to move, and grabs him from the neck. "As per the Terms of Service", says a thunderous voice from nowhere, "no lawyering is allowed in Ur". Quinton's face starts to turn purple. "You have been warned!" The thing that grabbed Quinton frees him and disappears above us. We look up, and see nothing.]
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I wonder if I can imagine things like the other giants? *Thinks hard... nothing happens* Dang.
    Posted 8 years ago by Jodeik Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [closes eyes and prays to the giants that that horrific tentacle that just grabbed Quinton doesn't reappear and grab anyone else]
    Uhhh....that was weird...you okay, Quinton?
    [tries to act nonchalant, but wishes there weren't so many others around...thought there might have been a glimmer of something more on Xim's face, but with so many others about...]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Whispers] Psst, Dahlia, stay here. I'm trying something.

    [Yells] Fire! Fire! Everybody run for their life!

    [Looks around] What? You should take such a warning seriously! Why is everybody looking at me?
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [sits down, takes out crayons and colouring book, waits for Something Meaningful to happen]
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Wonders why Meaningful Somethings take such a long time to come by.]
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • nah nah nah nah nah nah
    Posted 8 years ago by gimmegames Subscriber! | Permalink
  • O.o
    Posted 8 years ago by Hua Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ding dong
    Posted 8 years ago by gimmegames Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (it's da door bell)
    Posted 8 years ago by gimmegames Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We are on vacation.

    Maybe I'd just put a sign...

    (Psst, Dahlia, would you lend me a few crayons?)
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hmmmm vacation eh? Mind if I stay here and err... water the plants... yeah that's what I meant.
    Posted 8 years ago by Sweet Stuff Ng Subscriber! | Permalink
  • O.o
    Posted 8 years ago by Hua Subscriber! | Permalink
  • la
    Posted 8 years ago by gimmegames Subscriber! | Permalink
  • de da
    Posted 8 years ago by Hua Subscriber! | Permalink
  • La De Da
    Posted 8 years ago by Sweet Stuff Ng Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I enjoyed that
    Posted 8 years ago by gimmegames Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [twirls in] hulloo, I heard music. Thought I'd come by.
    Posted 8 years ago by Ooola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Never even heard that song before I just knew it had to be one, so I Youtubed it. XD
    Posted 8 years ago by Sweet Stuff Ng Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I Fink U Freaky
    Posted 8 years ago by gimmegames Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *sets down very, very stinky cheese*
    Posted 8 years ago by Hua Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ewww, gross, to both of you guys. Sorry gimmegames, but seriously, that song is just sick.... and NOT in a good way
    Posted 8 years ago by Sweet Stuff Ng Subscriber! | Permalink
  • hmm, i didnt bother clicking on the link..... nothing beats the cure tho!!! w00t!
    Posted 8 years ago by Hua Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Right. Vacation. [smiles and passes crayons to Xim']
    Posted 8 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • hey.. co-- could I have some crayons?.... please?
    Posted 8 years ago by Sweet Stuff Ng Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks, Dahlia. [Calmly ignores the noise building around.]
    Posted 8 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
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