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I might be playing the game whilst watching a movie. I also might not be. Totally unverifiable.
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Liar, liar, pants on fire.
There is no movie. There is just imagination.
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Who said we are not fighting? Who said that! We are relevant! We are fighting, with teapots!!
*fling - duck - CRASH - tinkle - stuffstuffstuff - hiss- shatter- spit - fizzles*
AAAAUGGHHH!!! AUGGGHHH!! AUGGGHHHH!!!!
*all hands and feet and ears in a huge dust cloud*
*rolls offscreen squawking*
<<<<<<< FLAWLESS VICTORY! >>>>>>>>>
(voice booms in distance)
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And this, natsumi, is why we can't have nice things.
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The rest of us can have nice things. It's just natsumi who can't.
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@anonymoose - oh, you just made me laugh aloud at work. Fortunately, I had just put my cup of coffee down or my colleagues would have been sprayed.
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@Kookaburra I live to serve. (Or at least, to make you do a spit take.) :D
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Stop this madness!
Why can't we all just get along?
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If we all get along, how will we fight? *confused*
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I hate you all.
But, I love this thread more than a sharp stick in the eye and less than birthday cake.
*looking for the teapot*
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Is "birthday cake" a good thing or a bad thing?
The teapot will be found at the bottom of the gorge in Mincedoathe Foundation, with anonymoose's feet sticking out out. I might be smoking pipeweed sitting beside it, you'd never know. I am ignoring the muffled mumbling.
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Oh, natsumi, that was inspired! Does anonymoose tea taste any good?
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Ximenez, I like my head firmly sitting on my shoulders, I am not going anywhere near the teapot or the feet.
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What happened to the children?
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*fetches the Doritos and settles down to wait for round 2 of the fight*
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I demand you give me back my feet Natsumi!
*Wonders what she will do with all her shoes if she has no feet.*
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THE RESET IS COMING!!!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG
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>>is feeling out of sorts due to RL<<
**angry lashing out over some perceived, insignificant insult that wasn't even there**
BROAD GENERALIZATION! Anger! Rage! HULK SMASH!!
>>feels better<<
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OK, now I am annoyed.
The devs worked hard and took time from their busy schedules to make us a nice shiny Marketplace forum, with booths and stalls and tip calculators and everything, but people are still positng raffles and sales in GENERAL.
Willl this madness never stop?
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Will any madness ever stop?
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The madness will NEVER stop. NEVER!
muahahahahahahahaha
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What? Is the teapot mumbling again? Anonymoose, is that you?
*decorates anonymoose's toes with daisies. and mushrooms.*
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But if the madness stops, what do we fight over? *Confused*
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I wanna be a teapot. Humph.
I SAID HUMPH!
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A-HA! perpetrator of mumbling has confessed! Unhand thyself, thoust underhanded teapot!
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hullo...Nice pipeweed, Natsumi
*coughing* Scarlett, that's a lovely teapot but thoust are underhanded, alas. I always pour tea overhanded.
WHY? oh WHY dO Th3y kEEp mesSing wiTH the FONTS?? grrrrrump
To perpetuate the madness, of course. To stir up the ant pile.
*plays This Little Piggie with anonymoose's toes*
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STOP PLAYING WITH MY FEET
Or at least buy me a nice dinner first before you shamelessly use me.
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fur schizzle
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*random note on Forum letting everyone in the world know that I had an omlet for breakfast, squeezzed a chicken and I did not change my name today*
Just thought everyone would want to know.
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THE SNARK THAT WAS HEARD AROUND THE WORLD! (punctuated with lolzzz and emoticons and exclamation marks. lots of them.)
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yo dawg, ANGRY HULK and snoop dogg's in da house.. fizzle shizzle (thanks for the laughs, gimmegames and kiachan!) (I want threaded replies in forums)
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*spouts random gobbledegook*
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Not so random Obvious Trollll.
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Dang you natsumi! *shakes fist*
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BUMP.
Astonishing how nobody can manage to stay on topic. And by "on topic" I mean what I intended to discuss.
Really, the only consolation in this train-wreck of a thread is anonymoose's toes.
And that's just not saying much.
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hmmm, yes... I see. The conversation is rather organic, like the stuff growing between anonymoose's toes.
But, I digress... again.
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I hate Comic Sans... I mean it is too overused too whimsy too casual too boring the kerning is off and the anti aliasing is not sharp and the colour is too black and my glitch has no reading glasses and has.... ...er ... wassat? there is no Comic Sans? Then I demand there be use of Comic Sans so I can rabble on and on and on and on.... How can they not NOT use Comic sans without telling me!!
ETA: For those who missed it, anonymoose escaped the clutches of my trusty teapot. gar.
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Would one of you vagrants please bring me a nice cup of tea? English Breakfast or Russian Caravan; no Earl Grey; absolutely no herbal psuedo-tea of weeds infused in hot water.
Meanwhile, here are the subject you MAY talk about in order to keep this thread on-topic.
Me (Kookaburra)
Anonymoose's toes
Teapots
Natsumi in Wonderland
Kookaburras in general
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooola's excess of Os
Comic San Serif and Papyrus and the highest forms of fontism
gimmegames' lack of familiarity with proper English
Polemics on the right way to play Glitch
Gadzook's foolishness in thinking this thread would stay on-topic
Ximenez's fear of dormouses
Birds as the epitome of the animal kingdom
Me (Kookaburra)
That is all.
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What? Are there dormouses/dormice/whatevertheirname in Glitch? WHY ON EARTH NOBODY TOLD ME? AAAARGH!
*Runs around looking for an exit.*
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Just hop in this here teapot and I will get you out safely. mwhahahahahahhhhh
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You mean the toepot?
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hahahaaa Better the 'toepot' than a neti pot...
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You are all too obsessed with my toes. They will be signing limited edition autographed snapshots for 1,000,000 currants each, starting next Zilloween. Contact me by mail if you want your very own copy. There is an extra charge for a tea-stained one.
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Also, doesn't Kookaburra look purty today?
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who are you calling vagrants?!
*Dumps original organic chinese wieght loos herbel tea on instigator*
(sneaks off with earl gray and picard. . mmmm.. yummy)
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+1 anonymoose
-1 natsumi
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Kookaburra: I am enlightened.
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If I have helped one person understand the wonder of the Kookaburra, my life has not been in vain.
Kookaburra song
youtu.be/5MrTbE-xFng
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You have a difference in opinion, you're obviously a troll.
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You have a difference of opinion. Obviously you are an asshat.
