I developed these before I encountered Glitch, and haven't changed the recipe, but they are similar enough to prove that these things can be done and done well!
1 cup rolled oats
1/4 cup white all purpose flour
2 Tbsp brown sugar
1 Tbsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp baking soda
Mix all that together, then cut in:
1 Tbsp butter
1/4 - 1/3 cup milk (you want it to look like thick batter that will stand up, but no kneed-able dough)
1/4 tsp vanilla extract
Place it in a 1 inch high lump on a lightly greased or non-stick pan and stick it in a preheated oven at 400 degrees for 8-10 minutes.
If you want to be hungry for more when you're done eating it, double or triple the butter.