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I can't keep wood long enough!

This new housing system is eating my wood up, and spitting it back out into so many different things. Phew, a girl can't keep up! 

Posted 12 years ago by Emleigh Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • +1 For that amazing title ;)
    Posted 12 years ago by Cadmium Blue Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Same problem with rods? ;-)
    Posted 12 years ago by Koftun Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They have pills for this problem now.
    Posted 12 years ago by MaryLiLamb Subscriber! | Permalink
  • http://www.viagra.com/
    Posted 12 years ago by phelps.mike Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Neither can I.
    Posted 12 years ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Heh. Heh.
    Posted 12 years ago by Imberis Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've been harvesting so many planks the last couple of days I didn't even see the innuendo there until I read some of the replies.
    Posted 12 years ago by Anaglyph Subscriber! | Permalink
  • For a moment, I thought my ex was on Glitch. HEY-O!!!
    Posted 12 years ago by Georgia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sounds like a personal problem. :P
    Posted 12 years ago by Lily Linguistic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *snicker*
    Posted 12 years ago by Zubes Subscriber! | Permalink
  • First, make sure your chopper is in good condition.

    Then, go to an Enchanted Forest.  Trust me -- you will get wood.
    Posted 12 years ago by E D D I E Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That's what HE said. 
    Posted 12 years ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • PROUD wood.
    Posted 12 years ago by WalruZ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ EyeWonder...LMAO...*snort*...oh, I am so sick of hearing that phrase with 'she'...that was brilliant...
    Posted 12 years ago by b3achy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I know, right? The house is like this big, gaping hole. I'm worried my Tool can't meet its needs.
    Posted 12 years ago by Jesus Christ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My wood is just completely deflated right now. 
    Posted 12 years ago by Emleigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can give you my wood, just give me a call... let me get you in the mood.
    Posted 12 years ago by Mikah Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've used about 7,000 planks. Still have 16,000 left!
    Posted 12 years ago by shhexy corin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They say that No-no powder inhalation inhibits the staying power of wood. Users may say otherwise, but that's just the No-no talking.
    Posted 12 years ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When I first had problems with my wood I was ashamed to look for help, it made me feel insecure of fulfilling my projects and fully satisfy the needs of my lovers... I mean, every time the Giants bestowed giant love over me I had no wood to give.
    Posted 12 years ago by Mikah Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Having wood for more than 4 hours is a serious medical condition and you should contact your physician immediately.
    Posted 12 years ago by Vicereine Linnæa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • that's why they invented enchanted forests! Just grab a whacker and whack away
    Posted 12 years ago by Posie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yeah! whack your wood with a bunch of strangers inside a shady and dark tree inside a forest... they call it the "enchaaaanted forest".
    Posted 12 years ago by Mikah Subscriber! | Permalink
  • rofl! just stumbled upon this at work and it made my day! :bump:
    Posted 12 years ago by starrkittyface Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thank goodness for the shady enchanted forests so woodies can wack in peace until they can't wack anymore. No more fights for the biggest wood or wondering if you'll ever see wood again. :D
    Posted 12 years ago by Ooola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm addicted to playing with wood trees. I see one and I just have to pet it and put water on it.... is that ok?
    Posted 12 years ago by Zu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have the opposite problem, guys. I have so much wood, it won't even fit in a box any more!
    Posted 12 years ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have wod
    Posted 12 years ago by Anime_panda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have woods of wod
    Posted 12 years ago by Anime_panda Subscriber! | Permalink