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Phrases that'd be weird if you said it IRL (from Glitch)

So, basically, phrases that you would say in Glitch woul make sense, but would be weird if you said it in real life?

Like, Kukubee's bio says "I drew your face!". If he said that to someone in real life, that'd seem a bit weird.

so, here's mine:

I petted a tree and got a musicblock!

Posted 7 years ago by I Love You TS Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Bring back the bacon!
    Posted 7 years ago by OMG BACON!! Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Maybe a sloth will spit on me today.  
    Posted 7 years ago by Ooola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Darn, I forgot to die :\
    Posted 7 years ago by Millie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Every time I tell people about Glitch, I tell them the basics:  It's a game about resources, and to get those resources, you've gotta nibble a pig for meat, massage a butterfly for milk and squeeze a chicken for grain.

    Most of the time, after explaining this, you can watch a person who desperately wants to giggle for half a minute hold it back because they're not sure if it's OK to do so.

    And yet, there are still more odd little phrases that might pop up:

    "Just a sec, I gotta go home to get my key."
    Posted 7 years ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I died in my house; someone come mourn me so I can get wine!
    I'm high on purple!
    Sloths are so metal.
    Posted 7 years ago by Laerwen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The wood tree's "Yes. Heavy petting has made me stand firm."
    Posted 7 years ago by Avnas Subscriber! | Permalink
  • hold on a sec...just got to go to hell before i come...
    Posted 7 years ago by Anime_panda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I need to stroke my banana for a mood boost...
    Did you lick your apple today?
    I need to convert some cherries into oranges so I can make some juice for carrot margaritas...
    I traded my cherry with Rube for a high end hoe.
    Posted 7 years ago by b3achy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Somebody has been poking a heck of a lot of very stinky cheese today!

    Yay!  A bag of flaming poo!

    I don't have enough snails to make a chair.

    Sloth knockers!
    Posted 7 years ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hi-five me, please. I want to see what it looks like.
    The ground gave me a margarita!
    I went to Hell so I could get some tomatoes.
    Posted 7 years ago by Akane Tuna Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What makes these brownies so special is the guano.
    Posted 7 years ago by Patricia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Does anyone know where the key to the gala's makeout room spawns? Also, can I do purp and no-no at the same time?
    Posted 7 years ago by Capt. S.T. Weasley Subscriber! | Permalink