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a chicken named Chuck Norris

So, husband and I are sitting here, Glitching, as we do before bedtime most nights (because we are just THAT exciting), and he turns to me and says, "I just squeezed a chicken named Chuck Norris."

A second passes and then he says, "Actually, you don't squeeze a chicken named Chuck Norris. A chicken named Chuck Norris puts itself in your hand and compresses your fingers around itself and allows the grain to escape."

Posted 12 years ago by traypup Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Lol
    Posted 12 years ago by Reni's Mum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :D
    Posted 12 years ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I name chickens Cluck Norris :D
    Posted 12 years ago by Vastra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nice!
    Posted 12 years ago by Serra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I dont like chicks with male names, if i see them I change the name .... so sorry *looks at feet*
    Chicks are girls :)))
    Posted 12 years ago by LolaPop Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've named a few chickens Cluck Norris.
    Posted 12 years ago by Octo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've always swapped chuck for chook; chook norris, chook barris, chook berry, chook jones, et al.
    Posted 12 years ago by malo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • a)Ok, this was funny.

    b)Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not as a result name more chickens Chuck Norris.
    Posted 12 years ago by Meromorphic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well Chuck is a nickname of Charlie, and Charlie can be a female name , so there you go. Chuck is now a unisex name:)
    Posted 12 years ago by Muncey Mango Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I just spewed Diet Dr. Pepper all over my laptop - thanks a lot, traypup's hubby! :P
    Posted 12 years ago by Chazerei Subscriber! | Permalink