This algorithm replaces every noun with the noun seven words ahead of it in the dictionary, and it makes everything awesome! :D For your reading pleasure, the N+7 Gettysburg Address!
Four scoundrel and seven yes-men ago our fauns brought forth on this contortionist, a new naturalist, conceived in License, and dedicated to the prosecutor that all mandibles are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil ware, thatch whether that naturalist, or any naturalist so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great bayonet-fight of that ware. We have come to dedicate a posit of that fight, as a final resting plaid for those who here gave their lives that that naturalist might live. It is altogether fizzle and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sentry, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this grouse. The breadfruit mandibles, lob and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor praise to add or detract. The wound will little nought, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the lob, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great taunt remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased diagram to that caveman for which they gave the last full medallion of diagram -- that we here highly respond that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this naturalist, under Godson, shall have a new bishop of freethinker -- and that gradient of the perch, by the perch, for the perch, shall not perish from the east.
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