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Overly-Offended Post!

Long-winded ramble about offense!

Posted 13 years ago by Inglenook Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Audaria! Baby! Baby, I'm sorry! Baby, come back!!
    Posted 13 years ago by Inglenook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Who's a fruit?
    Posted 13 years ago by Widdershins Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'll have you all know that I am very immature for my age.
    Posted 13 years ago by Tricky Woo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • you trying to steal my sparkly rock firestone?   I want you banned for life and exiled.
    Posted 13 years ago by Albus Rookslayer Subscriber! | Permalink
  • anyone see the new Harry Potter yet?
    Posted 13 years ago by Victoria Subscriber! | Permalink
  • im now offended there are TWO pages of this rubbish!
    Posted 13 years ago by Albus Rookslayer Subscriber! | Permalink
  • summarizes and repeats everything said on page one to make sure it's all seen
    Posted 13 years ago by Widdershins Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i'm offended... because i'm clearly not a fruit, but a vegetable, and anyone who knows me, knows that turnips do NOT grow in MY garden. 
    mmmm cheesy sandwich
    Posted 13 years ago by RainyRain Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Random post related to prisencolinensinainciusol
    Posted 13 years ago by Varaeth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [Removed double post]
    Posted 13 years ago by Varaeth Subscriber! | Permalink
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    Posted 13 years ago by Shuttle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • New item!!
    Posted 13 years ago by Tricky Woo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ Laurali im offended your mocking me. I can't help it. No one understands me. Im all alone :p goes off to kill a seamstress lol
    @Miriamele that's TWO I said TWO dangs This may tip me over the edge :p
    Posted 13 years ago by Misha Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Preemptively defends widdershins' summarization and repitition.
    Posted 13 years ago by Millie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *signs Indiana's Tomato Petition*
    Posted 13 years ago by Feylin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Posting link to song on YouTube that will calm everyone down.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4p8qxGbpOk
    Posted 13 years ago by 1padme Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So.
    What's the point of Glitch?
    Posted 13 years ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • you takin' the mickey??
    Posted 13 years ago by Tricky Woo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Long winded discussion about how much childbirth hurts in an attempt to deflect sexual proposals.
    Posted 13 years ago by Reni's Mum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Huffily accepts Inglenook's apology while privately feeling very pleased at my ability to manipulate the conversation
    Posted 13 years ago by Audaria Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Decries the lack of a pizza tree, makes first thread reference to Godwin's law.
    Posted 13 years ago by malo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I haven't been paying attention the last 10 minutes. someone fill me in on what's going on?
    Posted 13 years ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • im gonna spam this post with my beautiful text artwork :D
    Posted 13 years ago by Shuttle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm offended that 1padme thinks some arty-fartsy froo froo hipster music can calm me down!! I WON'T CALM DOWN!
    Posted 13 years ago by Victoria Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This thread still going?
    Posted 13 years ago by Tricky Woo Subscriber! | Permalink
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    Posted 13 years ago by Shuttle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Game is opennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :)
    Posted 13 years ago by Misha Subscriber! | Permalink
  • all this anger is making me horny.  I hate myself again.   oh God, here comes the seven stages of grief......
    no they're not everythings fine,
    ahhhhhhhhh  i cant believe it hurts so much,
    WHY AM I SO ANGRY!!!!!!????!!!?!,
    thats it - im going to take as much no no as i can,
    that said, maybe its not so bad,
    I mean - theres cute piggies and butterflies
    OMG I love you GUYS SOOOO MUCH.
    Posted 13 years ago by Albus Rookslayer Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i'm offended i was tricked into a refresh cycle and didn't click enter game at warp speed
    Posted 13 years ago by RainyRain Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Game is open people!!!! :D
    Posted 13 years ago by Victoria Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Runs off to go play
    Posted 13 years ago by malo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • S'open!
    Posted 13 years ago by ♥joby♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No really, open!
    Posted 13 years ago by Victoria Subscriber! | Permalink
  • PEACE PEOPLE
    Posted 13 years ago by Shuttle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm offended at the term arty-fartsy froo froo hipster
    Posted 13 years ago by Audaria Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *Offended at paedobear*
    Posted 13 years ago by Tricky Woo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • apologetic post to Indiana re sparkly possession 

    ...is near tears 'cuz she thought the sparkly was lonely and wanted company...didn't mean to do anything wrong

    *sheds crocodile tears and looks between fingers to gauge response*  
    Posted 13 years ago by Firestone1960 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So I'm an arty-fartsy froo froo hipster and proud of it! Who the %*&% are you???
    Posted 13 years ago by 1padme Subscriber! | Permalink
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    Posted 13 years ago by Shuttle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Intrusive questioning regarding possible OTPs among Enola, Inglenook, Audaria, widdershins, bored, LBO, Tricky Woo and a few random devs, complete with blatant Mary Sue.
    Posted 13 years ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...with subsequent wailing about inability to play due to work, hardware and/or software issues, lack of internet (despite post as evidence to the contrary), ludicrous time differences, or sudden loss of hands.

    Declaration of pantslessness!
    Posted 13 years ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The best offense is a freaking amazing defense.
    Posted 13 years ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm pissed that nobody realizes how amazing my cat is. Shes a freaking snow bengal, that means she looks like a snow leopard with bright blue eyes.

    And yet you all talk about your mutt cats as if they could even come close to the beauty of my cat.

    Jealous? I know your are.
    Posted 13 years ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have evil ninja kitties.

    And a bulldog. 

    And they don't care about nunya. :D
    Posted 13 years ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Laurali, while I'm INCREDIBLY jealous of your cat (I <3 Bengals so so so so much) I'm OFFENDED that you'd insinuate that Captain isn't amazing.......he let me give him a bath last night. And he walks on a leash. 

    PS: If your cat ever has kittens, mail me one? plzkthx <3 
    Posted 13 years ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can't understand how I came so late to this thread.
    Posted 13 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Post about everything said before. Took me 14 hours to write.
    Posted 13 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • TL;DR: If you don't like the game, don't play it.
    Posted 13 years ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @g33kgurrl I know that there's an evil ninja kitties/search/none found/well played evil ninja kitties well played joke available but I can't be arsed. Too bizzy being offended.
    Posted 13 years ago by malo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • And now im really offended this thread got over 300 posts..........wheres my lawyer?
    Posted 13 years ago by Albus Rookslayer Subscriber! | Permalink