When you're a kid, they tell you it's all "grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that's it."
[sighs]
But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.
I was at the park with my kids the other day and someone had graffiti'd in the tunnel- Vaginas + ? and it was all wrapped up in a love heart. After chuckling quietly to myself, because it did say vaginas, I began to think to myself "Vaginas + ? indeed"! Isn't this one of the great algebraic equations of all time? What is the mysterious thing that is added to vaginas to create a completely love filled environment? What formula must one use to discover the unknown in this equation? I also was impressed that whoever the child was that had written it had actually spelt vaginas correctly. But then I thought to myself, what if he/she was actually trying to spell "Fajitas" and got it completely wrong? And then the mystery just vanished for me because everyone knows that it's Fajitas + Coronas= Love. Or at least the same hot and queasy feeling in the stomach.