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the beloved thread to distract all attention from a formerly very busy thread in this forum

Hi this thread is a wonderful thing, call it a community accomplishment, all with YOUR help! I heard a bad joke today that there was an absolutely weird forum thread once, that was very long ago, and though people hated it, in their wish to express their dislike and make fun of it, they just bumped it up on top of all other useful and great to read threadsagain and again. But i don´t really remember how it continued,...
I didnt say i was good at joketelling ...
Well it doesnt matter, lets forget about that, so just tell me some of your coolest glitchy ideas you had so far, or pretty much tell us anything that is cool in a way. And tell your mom to post here too....

Posted 8 years ago by StevenSoul Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Time for an adorable link.
    Posted 8 years ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • thats was JUST in time, Gertie. Thanks a lot
    Posted 8 years ago by StevenSoul Subscriber! | Permalink
  • the link is amazing, Lord bacon-o, just cute those two,  made me smile for sure ;)
    Posted 8 years ago by StevenSoul Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Anytime Steven Soul. =) Cute link Lord Bacon-o.
    Posted 8 years ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dang, Elbow - that looks an awful lot like my husband's and my first kiss....
    Posted 8 years ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • And another link. Shmoopsy-poo posted this yesterday, and now it will not leave my head. So it's time to share the joy.
    Posted 8 years ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • thread is getting sooo geat, and that is not a bump i really mean it
    Posted 8 years ago by StevenSoul Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I feel so flmgbrmsp
    Posted 8 years ago by Djoe6897 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh my gosh! Look what I found!
    Real conversation in court:
    Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    A: No.
    Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
    A: No.
    Q: Did you check for breathing?
    A: No.
    Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    A: No.
    Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
    A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere
    Posted 8 years ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • hahah, gertie, cool!
    oh i just recalled this one here:
    A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
    “Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
    The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
    “That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
    The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.” 
    Posted 8 years ago by StevenSoul Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Here's some extreme cooking. Fishsticks in Swenglish.
    Maybe we should adopt his cooking strategies in Glitch!
    Posted 8 years ago by Zeezee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Found this one online, loved it:
    Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
    Customer: "Ok."
    Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
    Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
    Customer: "No."
    Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
    Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
    Posted 8 years ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.
    The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
    Posted 8 years ago by StevenSoul Subscriber! | Permalink
  • oh and this one is killer: ;)
    "I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
    needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
    gas with the beat of the music.

    After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
    and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

    Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod."
    Posted 8 years ago by StevenSoul Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A guy walks into the doctor's office with a carrot in one ear, as squash in the other and two peas up his nose. The guys says, "Doc, what's wrong with me?"  And the doctor says, "Well, you're not eating properly."
    Posted 8 years ago by ArtOfHands RoboGirl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Off Topic Hmmfp.  Well yeah I guess it is but so are some of the other really bad ones in general forum.  At least here I have been entertained by your jokes and the adorable little boy and girl kissing.  Thanks everyone this does help to pass time until the game opens up.  :)
    Posted 8 years ago by xoxJulie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think this was a wonderful idea, and I'm very happy to see so many people posting in it, and that's no joke. Sorry!
    Posted 8 years ago by Ferond Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hey, thanks to all participants and supporters! I was also a bit amused at he choice which threads have gone offtopic and which ones not.
    I think i need to study the rules and mix in a little ontopic every now and then just enough to make it stay.... ;)
    Posted 8 years ago by StevenSoul Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at her.

    The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

    When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
    "Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."
    Posted 8 years ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
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