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A little humor.

Anyone know a good joke? Post it here! I'll start:

Chuck Norris once arm wrestled Superman. Whoever lost had to wear their underwear outside thier pants.

Posted 13 years ago by Jodeik | Permalink

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• b. u. m. p.
  u s e o
  m i s i
  p n s n
  e g a t
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  s e e
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  Posted 12 years ago by Jodeik | Permalink
• oops. fail
  Posted 12 years ago by Jodeik | Permalink
• Q: What kind of doctor can fix a broken website?
  A: A URLologist
  Posted 12 years ago by Crispa | Permalink
• These two friends are talking one asks "Want to hear a joke about Nitrous Oxide?" his friend answers "NO?"
  Posted 12 years ago by Crispa | Permalink
• Midget psychic escapes from prison, headline reads, "Small Medium At Large."
  Posted 12 years ago by podle | Permalink
• I lost my mood ring.... I don't know how to feel about that....
  Posted 12 years ago by Fairystinky | Permalink
• Had to get my tear ducts taken out... So sad that I can't even cry about it.
  Posted 12 years ago by Jodeik | Permalink
• Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet... He scares the s*** out of it.
  Posted 12 years ago by Jodeik | Permalink
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  Posted 12 years ago by DamitaJo | Permalink
• She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.
  Posted 12 years ago by diaveborn ♥ | Permalink
• An angry man walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants. The bartender can clearly see he is distressed, but can't help his curiosity. The bartender calls over to the man and asks, "What's with the steering wheel?" to which the man replies, "Can't you tell? It's driving me nuts!!"
  Posted 12 years ago by Hogosha | Permalink
• A spiral galaxy walks into a bar and the barman says "Oi, you can't come in here, you're barred."
  Posted 12 years ago by Pomponella | Permalink
• A guy walks into a bar with a small lizard on his left shoulder. 
  
  "Hey, that's a cute lizard," the bartender says. "What's his name?" 
  
  "Tiny," the guy replies. 
  
  "Why'd you name him that?" 
  
  "Because he's my newt." 
  
  -- -- 
  
  Crash. Thump. 
  Whoops. Drum set fell over. ;) 
  Posted 12 years ago by Kiachan | Permalink
• Craiminal tries to steal necklace. Couldn't pull it off.
  Posted 12 years ago by Jodeik | Permalink
• Thanks (Vermillion), that is probably my favorite joke ever.
  
  The Gestapo Knock-Knock joke:
  Knock-Knock
  Who's th-
  I WILL ASK ZEE QUESTIONS!
  Posted 12 years ago by MrVolare | Permalink
• If the movie "Alive!" teaches us anything, it is that there is no "I" in team, but there is "M-E-A-T"
  Posted 12 years ago by MrVolare | Permalink
• an anti-joke
  
  What do you call a man having a heart attack at a buffet?
  
  An ambulance.
  Posted 12 years ago by MrVolare | Permalink
• What's black and white and blue?
  A lovelorn zebra
  Posted 12 years ago by MrVolare | Permalink
• How is meditation an aspect of resistance?
  
  "Ohhhhmmmmm"
  Posted 12 years ago by MrVolare | Permalink