Your mission if you choose to accept it is to walk the streets of Ur and moon the 1st glitch you see dressed as Cthulhu. If you are already dressed as Cthulhu and you are reading this (wow Cthulhu rose from the depths of Ur to do secret missions) hug as many normal glitches as you can and convince them to convert to the Cthulhu way oh and that giant emblems are elder signs. Remember not to over hug, moon or splank any individual glitch incase they are not as into it as we might be.

Report back to the sandbox group how the hunt went. http://www.glitch.com/groups/RHV101B3H2926QS/
When you have completed this mission, please drop the note off at the lair or send it to an agent requesting a mission on the forum.

Your mission if you choose to accept it is to purchase 5 tree poison antidotes and distribute them to your friends by mail or glitchen you pass in the street by slipping it into their bags as a gift. It has come to the attention of the Sandbox Secret Agents that there have been recent attacks upon the trees of Ur. All agents should keep antidote on them at all times to help combat mass poisonings. There are times when it is necessary to kill a single tree on a stree for a quest or achievement but we must be warry of multiple poisonings emerging as a pattern that would make a desert runway for the rook to swoop in and end us all. Report any mass tree poisoning on group chat so we can respond en masse.
When you have completed this mission, please drop the note off at the lair or send it to an agent requesting a mission on the forum.

Your mission if you choose to accept it is to find a group of glitch miners and apply Sparkle Powder for their safety to avoid any possible Beryle or Dullite dust explosions. Ideally you will drop notes warning later miners of the danger of mining without sprinkling sparkle dust first. When you have completed this mission, please drop the note off at the lair or send it to an agent requesting a mission on the forum.