A Firefly Swarm, 1 Fruit Tree, 1 Spice Plant, 4 Crop Garden plots, and 12 Herb Garden plots.
I like pie. Especially pecan.
That is all.
oh. and my favorite color is purple.
Why is an elephant rough, grey and big?
If it were smooth, white and small it would be an aspirin.
Willie saw some dynamite
Couldn't understand it quite
Curiosity seldom pays
It rained Willie seven days
Willie with a thirst for gore
Nailed his sister to the door
Mother said with humor quaint
"Now, Willie dear, don't scratch the paint"
Why did the sock cross the road?
Because the chicken was wearing it.
"Orange! Aren't you glad I didn't say banana!" :D
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now. :)
The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe
Once upon a midnight dreary,
As I pondered weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.
As I nodded, nearly napping,
Suddenly there came a tapping,
As if someone gently rapping,
Rapping at my chamber door
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered,
"Tapping at my chamber door.
Only this and nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember
It was in the bleak December
While each seperate dying ember
Wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow.
Vainly, I had sought to borrow
From my book, surcease of sorrow;
Sorrow for the lost Lenore.
For that rare and radiant maiden
Whom the angels named Lenore,
Nameless here forevermore.
Hi Chet! I love your notepole and note collection. Here's my favorite Cajun joke for ya (found one transcription online that I'm copying and pasting here).
Thibodeaux and Boudreaux had a farm. They had all kinds of animals on the farm but they needed a Bull to complete the herd. Boudreaux read about a Bull sale down in New Mexico, so he sent Thibodeaux down to Mexico to check it out. After three days looking, Thibodeaux found the perfect Bull. He went to the local Western Union to send Boudreaux the following telegram: "Boudreaux, come and get the bull in New Mexico", your friend Thibodeaux. The Western Union cleark told Thibodeaux that he only had enough money for one word.. After thinking about this, Thibodeaux sent the following message to Boudreaux: "COMFORTABLE." The Western Union guy said "Comfortable", why comfortable. Thibodeaux replied, well you see, my friend Boudreaux reads slow: COM-FOR-TA-BLE.