Once apon a time there was a cactus. He was a very sad cactus because birds ate his family, this poor cactus sat alone in a desert all day with nothing to do and nobody to be with. Until one day, when the universe decided that the cactus had suffered enough gave him the gift of schizophrenia, then the cactus had as many friends as he could ask for. The end.

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