I've given you a house key, so you can get into my place without me being there. I've laid out a steak dinner and a cocktail for you there, in case you get hungry or depressed, wouldnt want you to end up in hell! Also, just incase you end up in hell, you'll find three get-out-of-hell-free cards on the trunk by the door, take one. Also, where's your Butler? Also, talk to your magic rock about house keys, and give me one so I can go in and just leave stuff on your floor. Also, I have trusted you with a key, so dont steal my shit.
Flodge x

hope you like beans motherfucker xoxoxo ;)