Arthur Dent-Ur's Snaps

Why is it glitches keep plopping piles in my kitchen? Might want...
Sorry bout the smell...
Back in my day we actually listened to music and played it for...
Your antlers are not helping any - i think we need a portal gun!
Don't feed them after midnight whatever you do!
Weddingday 5:31am 19th of Remember - Today's Freebie Jeebies Pile...
max! Stop sleeping on the job!
Lots of Freebie piles today!
Ok you talked me into it! Even the pigs are watching!
max i already told you i dont swing that way
Max walking on air is easy - watch this!
There now you're high!
Someone plopped green plops in my street!
Pay it Forward - See it, Understand it, Collect the Rewards!
I've got the Freebie Jeebies, She's Got the Freebie Jeebies.......
Levitation and Crushing - Now that's Multitasking!
Fabday 7:40am 7th of Remember - Today's Freebie items Are:
OMG OMG OMG my first ghost - THEY DO EXIST!
Twoday 10:15am 18th of Junuary - Today's Freebie Items Are:
HairDay 5:10AM 16th of January - Freebie Items of the Day Are:
There I left some of my hard rock on her bed!
OMG what Happened Here? Milk on the floor, a single cherry on the...
THe Big Picture
Apparently the Gnomes have GPsychic GPowers Gnow?
Woah! My hoe!
Anyone know how to house train a max?
Max plopped on my floor and disappeared!
Your Butt is Not a Bag Max! Stop poopin on the floor! I still...
Be Ware of the Toxic Moon
Thank the Giants you are not a Sardine!