Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 11.65x
Brain Capacity: 38 skills
Energy Tank: 1590

Upgrades Marky Thirteen has gotten!

Bonus Tool From Spare Parts Take all those spare parts left over from assembling your new tool and occasionally make an extra tool with them.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012
5000
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012
8000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012
3600
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012
2000
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012
4000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012
210
High Jumper III This is the jump you've been waiting for: an incredible "little bit" higher than the classic Glitchen jump height! BOING!
Got it Thu. December 6, 2012
15000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Thu. December 6, 2012
25
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Thu. December 6, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. December 6, 2012
9000
Cool As Ice Increase your scraping yields from the vanilla 1 to 3 Ice to a much cooler 2 to 5 Ice.
Got it Thu. December 6, 2012
4000
Double Max Relax Get double the benefits when you Max Relax!
Got it Wed. December 5, 2012
4000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. December 5, 2012
4000
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012
25
Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012
20000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012
8000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012
7000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
210
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
25
Overachiever V Time to find a new obsession, Type A. With this upgrade, you'll earn 10% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Fri. November 23, 2012
1500
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
11870
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
3200
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
25
Big 'Un Triple Jump Oh my - what a Triple Jump it is. Boundless and bountiful! Can you handle it?
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
15000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
25
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
800
Harry the Haggler Value is your new middle name! Vendor prices lowered by 10%.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
15000
Steady On, Mood Loser II A reduction in your periodic mood loss: mood drops from peak highs are 1/3rd slower than the natural rate.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
15000
Iconically Thrifty II Continued worship produces results. Tithing Icons now costs 5% less than normal.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
3000
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
25
Quoiner the Market IV Bump your quoin limit to 140. Almost at the max...
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
3500
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
16000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
8000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
3500
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
25
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
7000
Price Dropper Keep pushing that line! Vendor prices lowered by 7%.
Got it Mon. October 22, 2012
8000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Mon. October 22, 2012
25
Steady On, Mood Loser A reduction in your periodic mood loss: mood drops from peak highs are 1/6th slower than the natural rate.
Got it Mon. October 22, 2012
7500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 22, 2012
3200
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
25
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
12000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
2500
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
25
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
8000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
25
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
16000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
190
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
10060
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
8000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
113
Bargain Driver Drive that bargain! Vendor prices lowered by 5%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
8000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 8, 2012
3200
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Mon. October 8, 2012
25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. October 8, 2012
2000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
8520
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. September 27, 2012
8000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
7220
Giants' Beloved II Open your heart. Altogether 20% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
12000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
4000
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
7000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
1500
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
1400
Fit for a King V Improve your quest rewards by 10%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
1200
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
200
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
1500
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
1500
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
200
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
5000
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
25
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
25
Giants' Beloved I Open your mind. 10% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
5000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
3000
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. August 12, 2012
2800
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sun. August 12, 2012
25
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Sun. August 12, 2012
2000
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Sun. August 12, 2012
25
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Sun. August 12, 2012
1000
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
5000
Fast Talker Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
10000
Woodier Harvest Reduces the energy required to harvest wood from 20 to 12, AND Hatchet wear from 5 to 3 per chopping. What a bargain!
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
750
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sat. August 4, 2012
25
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. August 4, 2012
2000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sat. August 4, 2012
25
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Mon. July 30, 2012
400
Super Seedy Powers Always get double seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Mon. July 30, 2012
1600
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Mon. July 30, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. July 30, 2012
7000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. July 25, 2012
7000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. July 23, 2012
800
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
2800
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
500
Overachiever IV It's not the journey, it's the destination! Earn 8% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
1000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
25
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. July 14, 2012
400
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. July 14, 2012
800
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Fri. July 13, 2012
500
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Fri. July 13, 2012
200
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
81
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
25
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
1500
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
25
Super Elemental Shake Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch!
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
4000
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
5000
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
25
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
800
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
150
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
600
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
2800
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
2500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
600
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
2800
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
600
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012
6000
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
2400
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
2000
Quoiner the Market III Upgrade your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 130. That's alotta quoins!
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
2500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
1200
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
400
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
300
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
1500
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
750
Mad Machinist I Overclock your machines to make things in batches 50% larger than specified by factory settings.
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
1200
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
150
Transcendental Radius II Radiate 100% further during Trancendental Radiation.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
4000
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
1000
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
1500
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
4000
Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
2000
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
3000
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012
12000
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
125
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
500
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
300
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
2400
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
1000
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
375
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
6120
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
1500
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
200
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
1200
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
500
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
1500
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
5190
Truly Outrageous IV Unlock the deepest secrets of precious jewels for an 8% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
2500
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
6000
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
2000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
1000
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
250
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
500
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1000
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
750
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1000
Master Assembler Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
500
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
500
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
400
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
400
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Wed. May 9, 2012
2000
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 9, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
12000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
500
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
250
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1200
Heavier Petting An even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2000
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
5000
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
5000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
120
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
600
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
2000
Super Refinery Improve your grinding ability further for a better chance of a special surprise when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
2500
Truly Outrageous III Deepen your knowledge of crystalline formations for a 6% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1500
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1250
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1000
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1000
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
500
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
250
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
600
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
750
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
4000
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1000
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
2500
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
400
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
5000
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
300
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
330
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
400
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
500
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1000
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
100
Shrine On I When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 25% more damage.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
3000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
2000
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
5000
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
200
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
250
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
400
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
4000
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
3000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1000
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
600
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
200
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1200
Levitate with Style This upgrade makes your hang time longer when you Levitate.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
5000
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
500
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
435
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
200
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
600
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
2500
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
400
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
3000
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1000
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
2000
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
2000
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
600

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Marky Thirteen. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012