Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 7.55x
Brain Capacity: 44 skills
Energy Tank: 830

Upgrades Brianbrainerz has gotten!

Lavish Laxative Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 80 currants makes them poop five guano at once (instead of three guano for a meal worth 100+ currants).
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
8000
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
2000
Bean Growing Expert I Beans planted and petted mature into trees a little faster.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
28890
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
1200
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
2000
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
1500
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
200
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
500
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
25
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
500
Intellectual Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 15%.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
10000
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
750
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
3000
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
25
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
7000
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
300
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
55575
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
500
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
400
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
3000
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
3000
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
500
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
5000
Radiation Prolonger Increase the duration of your transcendental radiation by 20%.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
3000
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
3000
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
1200
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
500
Giants' Beloved II Open your heart. Altogether 20% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
12000
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2000
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
750
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
33829
Giants' Beloved I Open your mind. 10% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
5000
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
200
Efficient Prunes Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 50 currants makes them poop three guano at once, instead of two.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2000
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
250
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
400
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
600
Growing Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 15%.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
10000
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
200
Fast Scooper Decrease the time it takes you to scoop a jellisac down to a single second!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
5000
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
1000
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
1500
Internal Sortitude Ability to "specialize" your bags, so the right sort of items will automatically go into the right bags, whenever they can. Brilliant!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
30000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2800
Tink Happy Thoughts Repairing tools improves your mood, bit for bit.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2500
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2500
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2000
Industrial Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 15%.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
10000
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
8000
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
1000
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2500
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
250
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
3000
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
400
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2400
Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
20000
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
400
Bargain Driver Drive that bargain! Vendor prices lowered by 5%.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
5000
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
1000
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
600
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
400
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
800
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2000
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
250
Bonus Tool From Spare Parts Take all those spare parts left over from assembling your new tool and occasionally make an extra tool with them.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
5000
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
300
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
12000
Levitate with Style This upgrade makes your hang time longer when you Levitate.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
5000
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2000
Mad Machinist I Overclock your machines to make things in batches 50% larger than specified by factory settings.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
5000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2400
Happy Herd Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills, so your herd produces 10% more!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
4000
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
1000
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
5000
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2000
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
1200
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
500
Butterfly Control Freak Control the range a Butterfly'll fly around a Butterfly Stick!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2500
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
1500
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
200
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
500
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2000
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
200
Pedal to the Metal Expand your expertise of Metal for a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Metal Machine.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
1250
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
500
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
400
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
1000

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Brianbrainerz. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012