Upgrades
Upgrades Havypants has gotten!
| Speedy Assembler |
Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part. Got it Sat. June 30, 2012 |
100 |
| Get Out of Hell Free Card |
Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Sat. June 30, 2012 |
44 |
| It's Teflon Time |
Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%! Got it Sat. June 30, 2012 |
250 |
| Clear Mind |
Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss. Got it Sat. June 30, 2012 |
1000 |
| Rube's Favorite |
You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade. Got it Sun. May 27, 2012 |
5000 |
| Corn Hoocher |
Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper. Got it Sun. May 27, 2012 |
500 |
| Energy Tank +20 |
Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sun. May 27, 2012 |
2000 |
| Bristling Bonus |
Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush! Got it Thu. May 17, 2012 |
1500 |
| Friend of Metal |
By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees. Got it Thu. May 17, 2012 |
750 |
| Potato Hoocher |
Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper. Got it Thu. May 17, 2012 |
500 |
| Spellbound Spindle |
A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle. Got it Wed. May 16, 2012 |
2500 |
| Gathering Learning Speed III |
Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%. Got it Tue. May 15, 2012 |
5000 |
| Super Animal Harvest I |
Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade. Got it Tue. May 15, 2012 |
200 |
| Potent Potions |
Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron. Got it Fri. May 11, 2012 |
1500 |
Upgrades given during conversion
In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Havypants. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.
| Alchemy Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Animal Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Cooking Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Growing Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Gathering Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Industrial Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Intellectual Learning Speed I |
Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Alchemy Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Animal Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Cooking Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Growing Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Gathering Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Industrial Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Intellectual Learning Speed II |
Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012 |
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| Walk Speed I |
Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| Walk Speed II |
A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| Walk Speed III |
This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| High Jumper I |
Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| High Jumper II |
This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |
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| Baby Triple Jump |
This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 |