Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 6.15x
Brain Capacity: 37 skills
Energy Tank: 520

Upgrades Squanky McDoodle has gotten!

Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Fri. November 9, 2012
1250
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Fri. November 9, 2012
25
Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Fri. November 9, 2012
2000
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
400
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
1200
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012
25
Speedier Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 50%.
Got it Fri. November 2, 2012
7500
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
250
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
500
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
25
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2000
Tincturing Todd Meddle with your tincturing kit to make tinctures in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
140
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
2400
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
25
Harvesting Fiend This upgrade grants a chance of a 4X Super Harvest of crops! FOUR EXXXX!
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
800
Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
20000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. October 30, 2012
1000
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Tue. October 30, 2012
5000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Tue. October 30, 2012
25
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
3000
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
5000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
23355
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
1000
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
600
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
2000
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
2000
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
125
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
600
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
1500
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
500
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
4000
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
25
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
25
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
1000
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
300
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
1000
Piggy Control Freak Control the range a Piggy'll roam around a Pig Stick!
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
2500
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
25
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
2000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
25
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Thu. October 25, 2012
200
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
750
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
1500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
750
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
3000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
1000
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
400
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
120
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
2000
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
400
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
250
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
1000
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
600
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
400
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
5000
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
2500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
1500
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
1000
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
1500
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
25
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
1000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
1000
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
2000
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
500
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
1000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
300
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
750
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
500
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
25
Speedier Herbs Shorten the growth time for your herbs by 20%.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
5000
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
400
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 15%.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
10000
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
5000
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
5000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
1600
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
3000
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
2000
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
200
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
300
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
1500
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
2000
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
500
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
400
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
1000
Happy Herd Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills, so your herd produces 10% more!
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
4000
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
400
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
1000
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
200
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
600
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
1500
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
400
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
500
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
5000

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Squanky McDoodle. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012