Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 8.8x
Brain Capacity: 39 skills
Energy Tank: 560

Upgrades John has gotten!

Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012
1200
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
500
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
100
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
750
Beenier Harvest Advanced knowledge of Bean Trees, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
2400
Spicier Harvest Scintillating insight into the wonders of Spice Plants, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
800
Gassier Harvest Ethereal inclinations regarding Gas Plants, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012
1200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012
1200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012
1200
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012
25
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
5000
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
2500
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
1500
Bubblier Harvest Arcane knowledge of Bubble Trees, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
800
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
25
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
25
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
125
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
51
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
25
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
25
Manic Mining III Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 50%.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
10000
Tendy Gonzales You know the way of the hoe, and you are not afraid to use it: clear a weedy garden plot in just one solitary second. Bang!
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012
15000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012
170
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012
1200
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012
2500
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012
2000
Fruitier Harvest Flowering realization about the nature of Fruit Trees, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
500
Tree Hugger III Not boosted enough? Bump that chance for a 2X Super Tree Harvest just a little more...
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
1000
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
25
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
25
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
25
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
48
Fast Scooper Decrease the time it takes you to scoop a jellisac down to a single second!
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
5000
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
400
Quoiner the Market III Upgrade your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 130. That's alotta quoins!
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
2500
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
2000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
4000
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
300
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
25
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
250
Super Animal Harvest III This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 4X Super Harvest, Animal Lober!
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
750
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
600
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
2000
Watering Whiz Your long tenure in gardening grants you the ability to water a garden plot in a single second. Breathtaking.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
15000
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
375
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
500
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
25
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
200
Hella Growth Spurt It's time for a change! Your voice might crack, but your crops will grow 20% faster!
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
5000
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
300
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
6000
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
800
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
14000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
1200
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
400
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
46
Harvesting Fiend This upgrade grants a chance of a 4X Super Harvest of crops! FOUR EXXXX!
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
800
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
7000
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
1200
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
2400
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
3000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
2400
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
600
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
2000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
1200
Overachiever V Time to find a new obsession, Type A. With this upgrade, you'll earn 10% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
1500
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
600
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
2000
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
200
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
2500
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
24282
Overachiever IV It's not the journey, it's the destination! Earn 8% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
1000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
2400
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
1200
Truly Outrageous IV Unlock the deepest secrets of precious jewels for an 8% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
2500
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
750
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
800
Beaker Genius Tweak that Beaker for a better chance of a bigger Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
7220
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1200
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
600
Truly Outrageous III Deepen your knowledge of crystalline formations for a 6% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1500
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
2500
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1250
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
3000
Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
2000
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
200
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
2000
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
750
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
1500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
2400
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
200
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
5000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
1000
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
4000
Speedier Herbs Shorten the growth time for your herbs by 20%.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
5000
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
5000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
1000
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
500
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
4000
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
2000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
2000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
1000
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
400
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
2000
Super Elemental Shake Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
4000
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
200
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
500
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
1000
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
250
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
800
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
200
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
1000
Heavier Petting An even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
2000
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
400
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
5000
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
750
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
6120
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
5000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
500
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1500
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
600
Super Seedy Powers Always get double seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1600
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
400
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1000
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
400
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1000
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
5000
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
200
Super Refinery Improve your grinding ability further for a better chance of a special surprise when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
2500
Tinker Plus Gives an even better chance for more bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
5190
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
400
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
500
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1000
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
500
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
500
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
5000
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
400
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1000
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1000
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
4000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
250
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1000
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
2000
Levitate Longer Levitate longer pretty much explains it. You'll be able to levitate for a longer period of time. Capiche?
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
2000
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1500
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1000
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1500
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1500
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
2000
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
2000
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
3000
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
2500
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
800
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2000
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2000
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
600
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 2.90 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +390 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012