Potato Joke
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.
The Wisdom of Canines, 2
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
The Wisdom of Canines, 4
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams
Potato Joke
Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
He desperately wanted a scoop.